531. You think of "Keep out" signs as more guidelines
532. Like "dry clean only"
533. You check all your space and star maps for Gallifrey
534. You know never to put two sonic devices next to a speaker
535. Your favourite button is Send
536. You memorised the year the world ends
537. You know Karen Gillan's cousin Caitlyn Blackwood plays little Amelia
538. You know Amy's full name is Amelia Jessica Pond
539. And Rory's is Rory Arthur Williams
540. You know Amy and Rory's best friend growing up was River
541. You lie, all the time, you have to
542. You think apples are rubbish and eat fish fingers and custard
543. You yell "Geronimo" instead of other exclamations
544. You run around screaming, "the angels have the phonebox!" to see who else goes into hysterics
545. You own a bowtie
546. You say "spoilers" in River Song's voice
547. You hear and read it in it too
548. You have a separate file for your Doctor Who pictures, because you have so many
549. Your friends yell at you for making Doctor Who jokes, but you just stop explaining them
550. You visit the Doctor Who fansite dictionary
551. No one gets your halloween costume coz it's Doctor Who related
552. Anyone you meet that is a whovian instantly becomes your friend
553. You could talk for hours about why the Doctor is cool
554. Same for bowties
555. You practice talking quickly like the Doctor with a British accent
556. You dream about the Doctor taking you away
557. Your friends think your bonkers for telling them that he'll come sooner or later
558. When your teacher told you to write a fiction story, you wrote a Doctor Who fanfiction
559. Your suggestions don't fit in one comments box
560. You've found and spoken with EVERY Whovian teacher in your school and mourned if there were none
A/N: okay, you know the drill. If you have suggestions, comment them or inbox me. I need more things, and a Doctor Who marathon so I don't have to beg you guys. Doctor Who marathon, the things I do for you guys.
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