Ok know know kill me but the reason I haven't been updating is because my mum took my iPad away for 2 months because I set the neighbours fence on fire BY ACCIDENT, accidents happen my friend...
Btw in this chapter there's gonna be like 5 short stories
Shower-/-;:)/)!/!/£:
Slender: LALALALALa in the shower washing myself because Jeff wanted to taste my tendrils LALALALALa
Jeff: *stomach ace* SLENDER I will make u go to sleep
Slender: IM NOT TIRED BISH
Jeff: ok fair point
Slender: LALALALALa
Jeff: *sneaks in and robs slenders suite*
After shower-/-/-/
slender: JEFF U LITTLE PUNK GET HERE NOW!!!
Jeff: *in Mexico because slender is scary* hola sexy lady 😏
Lady: OMG HI BAE IM MIS. BONSERNOWBONSERKA
Jeff: hi mis BONSERNOWBONSERKA- OMG YOUR SLENDERS MUM IM OUT
home-/-/-/-/
Slender: *singing let it go*
HERE I STAND IN THE LIGHT OF DAY
*standing on top of mansion naked*
Pastas: OMG ARE EYES
*Throwing tomatoes at slender*
Slender: :( u guys are bullies
Pastas: we know
*walk away like bosses*
Jeff: IM BACK BICHES AND SLENDERS STILL NAKED BWHAHAHA
slender: *puts Jeff in his worst nightmare*
Jeff: NO GET ME OUT IM SORRY since everyone can see me I DONT WANT QNYONE KNOWING MY WORST FEAR SO GET ME OUT BISCUT
SLENDER: clothes now
Jeff: *burns clothes and faints like a boss*
-)?)?)?:32?2:)£?.):£2?.?£) SHORT STORIE NUMBER 2 428/£?;?.!/):!-'cmvbj. Be f
Sally: TEUTH OR DARE
PASTAS: YEAH
amelia: JEFF truth or dare
Jeff: dare
Amelia: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Jeff: shaddup
Amelia: k.....I dare u to lick bens butt
Jeff: looks at Ben grining*
Ben: don't even think about it -_-
Jeff: FINNNE
pastas: moving on
Jeff: olivia, t or d
Olivia: hm T
Jeff: what did u think of all of us when u came
Olivia: freaks all of ya we'll sort of but there was one that I like :3
Jeff: tell meh
Olivia: *peppa sprays him in eyes* MEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JEFF: WTF WOMAN well THING OW THAT KILLS DO U KNOW IT HOW Much IT HURTS WHEN U HAVE NO EYELIDS? WELL, DO U OLIVIA
Olivia: nope I was gonna do it to jack but he gotta mask
Jack: ^~^
Olivia:...Lilly t or d
Lily: T BISH
Olivia: boring, ok who u like
Lily: simple, myself
Olivia:...
Lily: Sally t or d
Sally: d
Lily: finally, I dare u to break bens x-box
Ben: u mentioned my name? Sorry I was hand cuffing Sally to a chair
Pastas: anyway
Sally: Ben t or d
Ben: d
Sally: kiss, olivia
Olivia/0: o/////o
Ben: *kisses her*
Olivia: *smacks his head*
Ben: owie
Olivia: :D
Short STORIE number 3
Doorbell: RING RING MODER FUCKER RING RING
JEFF: SHUT THE F UP
DOORBELL: bully :(
Jeff: OMG LOOK THERES A MINI ME AND CLOCKWORK ON THE FLOOR
Clockwork: omg THATS ONE SPAZED UP BABY
Baby:
Clock eye
Pale skin
Brown hair
Cut smile
Blue hoodie
Black pants
Toby/Nina: -_-
Sally: *with Jean* SHIP
BABY: maddeningly I love the fact is the most recent version and the rest is history is not an easy to play the piano lessons and a few years and years in a row
Clocks and Jeff:....ARE CHILD SPOKE SHAKESPEARE AWW
slender: don't tell me...another one of these reched things in my house
Sally: -_- bich
------------------ I know I said 5 short stories but It's 00:20 so don't kill meh please wuv u
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Living wid dee madness people
FanfictionHey guys this is my FIRST book so don't hate (do what you want I don't care) anyway it's probably gonna be real crappy but EH So anyway here we go...
