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I just need to take a moment and cry in the corner.

John: What the hell is wrong with you.

Sh! Crying.

Paul: It's only 69. You hit almost 900 in another story.

BUT IT'S 69! Do you not get the joke?

Paul: No I- Oh. I do.

There are a couple of jokes with that. A sexual joke....and Abbey Road AND Yellow Submarine (Movie + Album) Came out in 1969. So Ha!

John: You perverted, bum, Carter!

Well atheist I'm honest! Ok...I meant at least, but auto correct said atheist so I am keeping that there!

Ringo: Don't you go to church?

I'm not an atheist! It's just! You may never understand- Well you guys might.

Paul: So what are you gonna do?

For 69? I don't know. Something. Maybe a third update for the day.

John: Put up my story!!!

I will! as soon as I finish this one...or one of my other stories.

John: But Carterrrrr!

Don't rush me, John!

John: You're a slow worker.

Is that why I have 30+ pages of the rest of this fanfic saved on Google docs? Does anyone want a sneak peak of John's story?

John: What the bloody hell? No sneak peeks! That is not how you roll!

Did you just- Did he really just say that?

Paul: Yes he did.

Anyway...If you haven't listened to Yoko Ono's song Hold Me I'll put a link! It's on repeat on my laptop.....yeah. It's that kind of day. And if you haven't already go like my Beatles fan page on Facebook!

Paul: Please go like it. She needs like...22 more likes.

John: Yeah. You get to see pictures of us good looking fellers.

Ringo: And videos.

George: And fun facts.

And not just of the Boys, but of the wives. And their kids. I just started it today. The link is on my page and it's also right here:

https://www.facebook.com/TheBeatlemaniacs135

Paul: You've been self advertising all day.

Well excuse me if OUR baby has taken flight.

John: OUR baby? Last time I checked that was YOUR page, Ms. Forever Alone.

Ringo: John! That wasn't nice! Come on, darling. We'll be forever alone together.

Thank you, Ringo. At least one of you guys appreciate me!

Paul: Hey! I appreciate you.

See, but Ringo appreciates me more because we are both Forever Loners.

Paul: I see how it is! I thought you loved me.

I did, but you didn't stand up to John! Ringo did!

Paul: Well I'm sorry that I can't make you happy. *Begins walking away*

Wait, Paul! I'm sorry! No! Don't leave! Come back!!

Paul: *Turns around* I can't always please everyone, ya know!  I'm only human!

JAMES PAUL MCCARTNEY COME BACK OVER HERE! You need to close the update!

Paul: No!

Ringo, close it, please. I have to go fix things with Paul. And YOU, John Winston Lennon, should apologize for being rude! It's Mrs. Forever Alone. Sheesh! *Runs after Paul*

Ringo: Sure thing. So from all of us in Carter's laptop, this is goodbye for now. Again. See you all in...maybe a few hours. Go like her facebook page and follow her on Instagram at _justkeepswimmimg_ for pics of us! Bye!

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