Boomer: So can I eat my iPhone? Is that illegal
Butch: what the hell?
Buttercup: actually if you do that the apple iPolice will come after you. Bitting down on an iPhone with the idea of eating it triggers an alarm in the apple iPolice headquarters with your exact location. Then they will find you and put you in Apple iJail for 4 years. And during those for years you watch videos on how to probably use their products probably. Brainwashing you to never do it again
Boomer: wow really?!
Butch: -hits him upside the head- no stupid

BINABASA MO ANG
Ask/Dare BC & Butch
RandomButch: Why isn't my name first Buttercup: Does it matter they will just dare/dare us both in the end Butch: OF COURSE IT MATTERS! Buttercup: The original comes first go away fido