Oh boomer

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Boomer: So can I eat my iPhone? Is that illegal

Butch: what the hell?

Buttercup: actually if you do that the apple iPolice will come after you. Bitting down on an iPhone with the idea of eating it triggers an alarm in the apple iPolice headquarters with your exact location. Then they will find you and put you in Apple iJail for 4 years. And during those for years you watch videos on how to probably use their products probably. Brainwashing you to never do it again

Boomer: wow really?!

Butch: -hits him upside the head- no stupid

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