Me: "Steve!! Come here now!"
Steve: *Walked into the room looking annoyed* "What?"
Me: *laughs* "look at these dares for hero"
Steve: *Looks at the laptop* "Yes! Revenge!" *Cheers*
Hero: *Walks into the room* "Revenge for what?"
Me: "Remember that promise you made? About how you would have to do something very embaressing. Well now its two things!" *Smiles*
Hero: "No, I agreed to one thing."
Me: "All well, now lets see what your first dare is!"
Luna-eclipsed2003: I dare herobrine to do the nayn nayn dance and he also has to sing the song that goes with it.
Hero: "How do you do the dance?"
Me: *looks up video*
Steve: *laughs at hero's horrified expression*
Hero: "No way. I'm way to seme for this." *crosses arms*
Me and Steve: *Bursts into laughter.*
Me: "Looks like now I know who tops" *Winks*
Steve and Hero: *Blushes*
Me: "Ok, now do the dance!"
Hero: *Frowns* "Fine.." "Nyan nyan, nyan nyan, ni hao nyan, gorgeous, Delicious and deculture" *Does the dance as well* "That's all i'm doing"
Me and Steve: *lmao*
Me: "Ok, next dare."
crappymuffinz76: I dare Herobrine to go up to Notch and sing the tic took parody by the midnight beast and not leave Notch alone until he sings the entire thing.
Hero: "why do my dares have to involve singing?"
Steve: *Unable to stop laughing*
Me: "Cause its funny! Now do it."
Hero: *Teleports to notch's door and knocks on it. When he opens it, he starts to sing*
"Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse. (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud,
Cuz I don't care who I piss off
Yeah, I'm a real big sinner.
Sometimes, I eat my dessert before my dinner.
I'm talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So, I put all of my clothes, uh, back on...
Flush before I wee, wee.
Get arrested daily, ly.
Tryin' to get a peek of some titties...
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt,
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut,
Cuz it sells to be a slut.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
I stay out till eleven when my curfew is ten.
"Goodnight, sweetie. Sleep well."
"Shut up, Mum! I'm on MSN!"
Now, the girls are lining up
Because we're pussy sailin'
But we punch 'em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Palin.
Talkin' 'bout doing things we'll regret, gret,
Menthol cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet!
Woah, woah, woah...
Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling Dad Mum rung, rung,
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung.
(Erm, Erm, Erm I'm quite well hung.)
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt,
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut,
Cuz it sells to be a slut.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
This is the part where the rap breaks down,
This is the part where drums go POW,
This is the part where your balls sag down,
This is the part where you pants go brown,
This is the part where your dad goes out on a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milk but he never comes back because seventeen years later you find out he's had a whole freaking family with some Spanish beich and he doesn't even know your fucking name anymore!
Shut the fuck up!
(Crying) I'm sorry...
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt,
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut,
Cuz it sells to be a slut.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
(Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah)
Just Dance!
Bad Romance!
Now let's copy Pokerface like,
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh."
Notch: *stares at hero confused* "Wtf?"
Hero: "I'm done with these dares" *teleports back* "I am going to get revenge and neither one of you will forget it!" *Stomps to his room*
Me: "haha! This is so fun!"
Steve: "I know right"
Me: "Well that's all for today, enjoy! See you next time! Baiiii!"
