Me: *sits down on bed*
Me: *turns Netflix on*
Me: *scrolls through shows*
Fly: (thinking) ~Hey, lemme scare HawkeyeSmurf out of her wits!~
Me: *turns show on*
Me: *picks up Mango Smoothie from Dunkin Donuts*
Fly: *is sitting on my straw*
Me: *PUTS THE STRAW IN MY MOUTH*
Fly: BUZZZZZZZZZZZ *flies in my mouth*
Me: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*
Fly: BUZZZZ mission accomplished *troll face*
••••
Me: Stupid fly. *sits down on couch*
Me: *turns on SkyLanders*
Spider: (thinking) ~My turn!~
Me: *goes into a dark cave in the game*
Spider: *crawls in the screen*
Me: *can't see the spider*
Me: *comes out of the cave*
Me: JAOAODKEQOLDFLEISHEODKDOWKSKWFIENWINEDORKWOJXXNZUSLFWJ SPIDER KXODKEODKCOEAORMDOCOALEOFORJUAIXFKEOJSND
Me: *runs upstairs*
Grandma: What's wrong?
•••
Me: I'm so done right now. *picks up book*
Fly: *troll face*
Me: *is reading book*
Fly: *flies around my cat (Nick)*
Nick: MEOW!
Me: What, Nicky?
Fly: *comes over to me*
Me: *smashes fly with book*
Me: Well. Alrighty, then.
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The Big Book of LOLs
HumorThis book will make you LOL!! It has no cuss words so its good clean fun. It's not just jokes its LOADED with stories, jokes, and more!
