Regular Show - Slack Offs

Rigby's P.O.V

Me and Mordecai were cleaning the gutters when I saw a magazine

"Sick!" I said

"Ugh, bro why would you pick up that thing!" Mordecai said disgustingly

"It's Video Game Weekly!" I said

I turned the page it was muddy everywhere except a page which looked like it had been wet.

"10% off tickets to GamesCon, sick!" I read out loud "We need these tickets dude!"

"How would we get the money," Mordecai said "We'd need a promotion

"That's it, dude lets get a promotion!" I said

"That...might actually work!" Mordecai said "let's go ask Benson if he's in a good mood he'll let us!"

*2 minutes later*

"You what!" Benson shouted

"We want a promotion, bro!" I said

"WHY SHOULD I GIVE YOU A PROMOTION ALL YOU DO IS SLACK OFF!" Benson shouted

"Please!"

"No!"

"Please!"

"No!"

"Please!"

"....." Benson didn't answer this time" Ok your promoted $50 a week that sound good!"

"Yeah, that totally sounds good!" We said

"Ok meet at the pond at 6:00!" Benson said grinning

5:30

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!" Mordecai shouted "I beat you again!"

"That's not fair I wasn't ready!" I moaned "Errr, let's stop playing now!"

"Why, because you'll lose again!" Mordecai teased

I glanced at my watch it was 5:34
"Because it's almost 6:00!" I said as an excuse

"Your right lets go!" Mordecai said

We walked across the Park to the pond

"Your late!" Said a employee I'd never seen before "Now get in line, I'm Cole and I'm your Sergeant!" I realised what he was. He was a Cola bottle

"Sergeant?" Me and Mordecai said in sync

"Yes, your the new cadets in the prank army!" Cole said

"What," Mordecai said "we just wanted a promotion for tickets for GamesCon!"

"Well now your in the Prank Army now what are your names!" Cole said aggressively

"I'm Mordecai," Mordecai said

"And you!" Cole asked me

"Ermm," I said sweating I was scared to death of Cole

"He Rigby," Mordecai said saving me

"Okay Mordecai and Rigby, get to your cabin and put your stuff there,"

"We need to go get our stuff" Mordecai said