~Zodiac stuff~

The Signs on their Period

Aries: there will be blood; and not that kind of blood

Taurus: the only way you can really tell they're on their period is when the kitchen cupboards are all empty

Cancer: buy an extra 12-pack of tissues and set it by the bed, it's for a good cause

Gemini: everybody and their mother is about to get an honest and unwanted reality check and a slap in the face

Leo: the grey cloud they secretly carry around with them becomes visible, they become very pessimistic

Virgo: they are ready for this shit; stand back Mother Nature because the Virgo has 6 Russell Stover chocolate hearts, a box of tissues, and every Audrey Hepburn movie all within reach and ready to go

Libra: "all hail because if a single person disagrees with me in any aspect of my bitching I will kill them"

Scorpio: my Scorpio best friend tried to run me over with her car when she was on her period lets just leave it at that

Sagittarius: "don't test me or you will be the one crying, not me"

Capricorn: has a girls night planned out for this because they know they will deny anyone that tries anything and this will give them an open invitation to voice all their troubles

Aquarius: no one knows where the Aquarius disappears to on their period, it's a mystery to be solved

Pisces: they are the sweetest, kindest creatures until this time of the month hits and then literally anything could be thrown your way; knives, words you never thought you'd hear, a shotgun shell, I mean who knows.

Fun Fact: a drop in estrogen is the reason behind you're period so if a guy ever asks you if you're on your period because you're acting like a female; he's actually making no sense because you are acting less like a female.