A Zodiac Party~ My Style

At the Beach! ;)

Beach partyyyy!!!

Aries: Oh, how nice it is! The water's so beautiful, and everything's so quiet---

Pisces: OH MY GOD THERES A BIRD!!! AHHHHHHH!!! ITS GONNA EAT ME ALIVE OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!!!
*runs around flailing arms*

Capricorn: Shut the fuck up. Please. Now, where's the floaties?

Scorpio: YOU NEED FLOATIES?! Hahahaaaa that seems legit. *snickers*

Capricorn: No, dumbass, the spiderman design is cool. *guilty look*

Libra: What a nerd. Hey, does anyone know where the sunscreen is?

Leo: No, babe, but I know where my heart is. It's with you.
*presents a ring out of nowhere*

Libra: *slaps him*

Cancer: Sorry, bruh. But anyone know where the bathrooms are?

*Virgo appears in front of him*

Virgo: The bathrooms are there, the docks are there, the café restaurant built in 1804 is over there, and---

Everyone: OH MAH GOD JUST BE QUIET

Sagittarius: *playing in the sand by himself* Look guys I built a castle!!!

Everyone: *looks the other way*

Sagittarius: :'(

Taurus: WHERES THE FLIPPIN FOOD IM DYING I CAN FEEL IT IN MY CHEST- oh oops no thats just the granola bar I stuffed in my bra I'll just shut up now. *stuffs hand in bra and pulls out bar*

Aquarius: Oh shit is that a trend now? I need to get a bigger bra...

Gemini: *comes out of the bathroom* Hey guys, is my bikini too revealing???

Everyone: OH MY GOD WTF ARE YOU WEARING PUT THAT AWAY NOW!!!

Sagittarius: *gags* It-It's too much!!!

Pisces: Where did you get that?! I want one too!!!

Aquarius: Oh hell no.

Leo: *whistles* Bye-bye Libra. Gemini looks hooooot!

Libra: *blushes* We weren't even together! Get back here right now! ;))))

Taurus: Oooh they liiiike each other!!! *wiggles eyebrows*

Virgo: Honestly, we haven't even gotten into the water yet!

Cancer: I'm back from the bathroom. What'd I miss--- OH MY FRICKIN GOD WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!?!

Aries: Ummm... When the sky's all gray like that and everything's flying around in the wind, is that a good thing??? *shouts over the wind*

Everyone: Shit no.

*all stuff into one portapotty*

Scorpio: Crap I gtg!!!!

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

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Hope everyone liked this one, cuz I promised it would be better....!

I'm really super bored/lonely so if anyone wants to just talk or whatevs just PM me. ;)

Bye!!!!

omnipotent_shrimp

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