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Russman vs. Himself

Russman: Russman's seeing double!

Other: Eyes are that bad?

Russman: I'll see mighty clear to kick your ass!

Russman vs. Abigail 'Misty' Briarton

Russman: Baby girl!

Misty: Ready to take me down, Russ?

Russman: About time you got ready, grandma!

Russman vs. Albert 'Weasel' Arlington

Russman: Traitor!

Albert: I didn't betray ya, Russman!

Russman: I'm preventing what WILL happen!

Russman vs. Billy Handsome

Russman: Stay away from my group, devil!

Billy: You heard what I did to my men?

Russman: Russman will make sure you don't do it again!

Russman vs. Edward Richtofen

Russman: You tortured my friend in his head!

Edward: Vould you prefer zhat I did it to zhe girl?

Russman: You aren't gonna hurt her, demon!

Russman vs. Finn O' Leary

Russman: You could've helped Weasel, Finn!

Finn: Rat was a traitor to my group!

Russman: You and your group are the true traitors!

Russman vs. Marlton Johnson

Russman: Luckily, Misty isn't here.

Marlton: Afraid she will defeat you?

Russman: No, so she won't see your busted up face!

Russman vs. Nikolai Belinski

Russman: What's wrong, Russian?

Nikolai: We gotta settle a score.

Russman: Russman won't settle anything, after we fight!

Russman vs. Salvatore Deluca

Russman: Scum!

Sal: Watch who you're talkin' to!

Russman: I don't see anyone, except scum!

Russman vs. Samantha Maxis

Russman: Devil girl!

Samantha: I'm really an angel!

Russman: So why were you in Agartha in the first place?

Russman vs. Samuel Stuhlinger

Russman: Stu!

Samuel: Ready, Russ?

Russman: Russman will always be ready, unlike you!

Russman vs. Takeo Masaki

Russman: Tak!

Takeo: Pathetic old man with dishonorable comrades!

Russman: Now you're being a dick!

Russman vs. Tank Dempsey

Russman: Dempsey!

Tank: What is it, Russ?

Russman: I gotta blow you up with my friend! (War Machine, yall)

Hope yall enjoyed! Next up is Samantha!

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