Samuel J. Stuhlinger

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Samuel vs. Himself

Samuel: The government cloned me!?

Other: The voices told me to kill you!

Samuel: My voices are telling me to do the same!

Samuel vs. Abigail 'Misty' Briarton

Samuel: Hey there, slut!

Misty: What is it, Stulicker!?

Samuel: I've been waiting to tear you apart, bimbo!

Samuel vs. Albert 'Weasel' Arlington

Samuel: Little rat!

Weasel: Let me guess, the voices are talkin'?

Samuel: Are you a undercover agent? You little filthy rat!

Samuel vs. Billy Handsome

Samuel: The voices tell me you're bad!

Billy: They're damn right, I am.

Samuel: That means, you gotta die, filth!

Samuel vs. Edward Richtofen

Samuel: You're the German who talks to me!

Edward: Und now, I vill get your body as mein own.

Samuel: Sorry, I'm too good to go out just yet.

Samuel vs. Finn O' Leary

Samuel: The fat Irish.

Finn: Have ya seen yourself in the mirror lately, buddy?

Samuel: Don't need to. I'm just that good.

Samuel vs. Marlton Johnson

Samuel: Hello...Darlington!

Marlton: Harassing the intelligent will get you nowhere, Stuhlinger.

Samuel: Yep. Same old Darlington!

Samuel vs. Nikolai Belinski

Samuel: The Russian drunk!

Nikolai: The screwed up smelly man!

Samuel: I'm smart though instead of drunk on my ass!

Samuel vs. Russman

Samuel: My good old Russ!

Russman: Ready for ya trainin', Stu?

Samuel: Let's go then, Russ Buddy!

Samuel vs. Salvatore Deluca

Samuel: Got a conspiracy for you!

Sal: You'll end up on your ass in 5!

Samuel: Other way around, mobster!

Samuel vs. Samantha Maxis

Samuel: Leave my German friend alone, little girl!

Samantha: Step aside, you smelly, pazhetic, und fat man!

Samuel: Misty, you've been replaced!

Samuel vs. Takeo Masaki

Samuel: The dumb Jap!

Takeo: My interrigence is enough to kirr you.

Samuel: Try then, Samurai!

Samuel vs. Tank Dempsey

Samuel: The Tank.

Tank: Sam, how's sleepin' with Dictofen been?

Samuel: I'M NOT GAY, Skank!

Next up is....TAKEO!!!

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