I wake up with Peter's butterknife in my hand. No, the other butterknife. My hand has white stuff on it. Ooh icing!!!!! i eat it. Peter wakes up, "ERIC!!!!" He snorts/laughs. "PETEREERRR!!" I hug him like girls do. I get out and leave the apartment with no clothes on. Nada. Initiates look at me and throw up. "I GOT A BIG UNICORN HORN, I GOT A BIG UNICORN HORN!" I dance like a 5 year old girl, with my butterknife flopping up and down. Four turns pale. Ugh I hate Four. Tris keeps staring. I go up to her and flop my lovestick up and down at her face, "U SEE????DO U SEE MY UNICORN?!?!!" Tris gets icing on her face. She runs out and pukes all over the floor.
It was INITIATIONNNNNNNN again. I get boys to get up. I told them to take off their pants. Their ding dongs flop. Girls puke. I told them to sword fight. "We have no swords," Will says. "Yes you do, but you just have a really tiny one," I say joyfully. Will looks down at his lovestick and frowns. hahahahahaaha. "NOW PUT YOUR BUTTERKNIFE UP HIS ASSSSSS," I hiss. They scurry to each other. Peter puts his butterknife up his arse. "AH!" Will squeals. Christina screams. I stretch my ding dong and wrap it around Christina's neck. "You come with me..." she flops in the air trying to breath. I go to the chasm and stretch my ding dong longer until Christina chokes and dies. I smile and shove Christina up my ass and hide her body inside me. People look. I smile, and do the same to them. Except Peter, because i love dat ass.
