Eric's Thoughts

Killing bad bitchicans

i go around town naked and sing the Llama Song and kill people and hide their bodies up my ass. "ERIC! THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" Max asks scared. "I'm a unicorn!" I extend my ding dong until it wraps around Max's thing and I RIP IT OUTTA HIS SYSTEM! He dies and I stuff him up my ass.

I see a cute girl. She's prettay. She stares at me and raises her eyebrow. I laugh and stuff her up my butt.

After all those people inside me, I needed to poop. I pooped on the ground and reproduced people that look like me. Together we kill everyone except each other from the North Pole to the South Pole and from China to America. Everything was perfect.

Too bad it only happened in my thoughts.
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THE END.