(Picture someone rapping this with a drum beat behind it)
There's a damn dog on my drums
Playing rhythms all day
I try to tell him to stop
I throw him out on the hay
It's not that he's a dog
It's just his beat is crap
I've seen more talent in
A bacon bap
I'm trying to shift him
I've tried throwing him a bone
I try calling him up and sayin
"Have you lost your phone?"
I've tried feeding him pizza
I've tried feeding him meat
I've tried feeding him everything
But he just won't leave the seat
Have you ever heard a dog
Playing on your drums?
Yeah it's crappy as hell
But wait, an idea comes
What if I
Take the set to a dump
He may stay and play there
At least I won't look like a chump
Dog you suck like kids
Licking up their chupa chups
You get a better sound
From being sick in a cup
He said "Well I can't go for a walk
Look how hard it's raining
And it's your fault you never took
Me to puppy training."
Safe, dawg, safe.
