In the blue corner, we have, the worlds smallest hero, the guy who always gets the girls, even though he's tiny, the man who beat Bowser over and over again, //Mariooooooooo!!!//
And in the red corner, the guy who hits puberty hard every time he plays a card game, his hair is crazy enough for any party, it's <<Yugiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!>>
BEGIN!!!
//Ooh, young boy, look!
Your hair looks like a shit I took!
Ur cards are all crap
And when you speak you sound on crack
Ur not famous!
The card game made you this
Oh, what do I hear?
You wanna be covered in Tristan's piss?
Maybe next time
you should bring a nose
That doesn't change shape
Everytime you move
So don't think that
I'm gonna be fair,
Cos I'm-a gonna wipe the floor
With ur crazy ass hair//
<<At least I don't have a dog's moustache, you midget
Every time you see a pipe, ur dick probably fidgets
Pick up ur gay hat and go
You tiny ass hoe
Cos in this rap battle I am stealin the show
I'll pwn you, bitch
Ur face looks like a glitch!
Now crawl back to ur Princess Witch>>
//At least I got a princess
She's a dynamic blonde
Where's UR girl, punk?
Oh wait, you don't have one! Ha
And dude, about that guy
Who lives in ur bling
Well it's kinda gay,
Poof, ding-a-ling//
Yugi suddenly gets hit by puberty... Like a train. He changes into the coolest of the cool, the hippist of the hip, Yaaammmiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!
<<Testing, testing, one two three,
Are you trying to rap battle me?
Cos if you do, we're gonna see
My words implode ur precious spleen!
My cards are awesome,
Ur fate is sealed
Oh, you wanna forfeit?
THAT'S NOT OUR DEAL!!
-I'm gonna wipe up the floor with ur Dirty Sanchez moustache if you f**k with me
Seriously you don't wanna mess with the king of card games
It could get REEAAAL nasty if ur not careful
And that wouldn't be good at all, would it? Yes.-
Blue eyes White dragon
Will eat ur face
And out of his butt
He'll poop out ur disgrace
So don't try to beat me
Cos I will always win
And if you attack me
You'll end up in a bin.
Word>>
WHO WON?? WHO SHOULD BATTLE NEXT?? COMMENT AND TELL ME!!!!!!
COMMENT, VOTE AND FAN!!!!!
