The Food Appreciation Society Rap

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A group of four peoplewere eating some food

One says "Dude these chips are so damn great

The skin is so crunchy yet the middle so light

The thing that brought these chips to me must have been fate"

"Dude what you talkin bout? That was the waitress!

Like she brought me my pancaked, yeah they are the greatest

They're so buttery and light, yeah they taste dang awesome

The chips are old news bro, and the pancakes are latest"

"Stop waffling on, man, you know it's ice-cream

Creamy, cold, delicious and so beautifully presented

Add some whipped cepream and some chocolate sauce

And if you think your foods better then your gonna resent it"

"Guys, you're all wrong! Check out my pasta

With onions and tomatoes, it tastes just right

It's deliciously pleasant, it's supremely nice

It'll kick your foods asses through the cold dark night"

"Let's settle this now!"

"It won't become a row."

"Guys let's ask that waitress!"

"Yeah she's looking at us."

"Hey!! Which food do you think is best?" we asked

Then she walked towards us anger on her face

"Just give me the money you owe, give it right now

Or I may have to spray you all with mace!"

--So which of the foods is the best? Leave a comment to help settle the debate!!--

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