Hire a taxi. When the man ask you where do you want to go say:
You: 'To Infinity and beyond'
Taxi Driver: Disney Store?
You: No. The Nickelodeon Store.
Taxi Driver: There is no Nickelodeon Store.
You: *step out of the car*
THIS TAXI IS HORRIBLE! HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HIS HOMETOWN, NEW YORK CITY! 1 STAR RATING.
IT SMELLS LIKE SMOKE IN HERE! YOUR BABIES WILL CHOKE!Taxi Driver: I'll give you a free ride to the Disney store.
You: DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING I JUST SAID.
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