100 Funny Things to Say to People || COMPLETED

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WARNING
You are a potato control freak! And this cashier just ticked you off.
Sorry to all the lovers. Son'
I also love fries.
Don't ever do this unless you want to be put in jail for a hour.

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Go to McDonald's of Chick-fa-la
Bring potatoes and say (in a country accent) :

You: "Those Potatoes was apart of my flippin' family! What do you have to say for yourself- *look at his/her name tag* Jim/Jenny?!?"

Jim/Jenny: "That your stupid."

You: This is why your not in collage.

people at MD: pooh! She/he got you good!

Jim/Jenny: I was in collage. I-i-i just dropped out because it was boring.

You: "Boring" means hard... right?!?
*punches him/her in the nose*
GIVE ME MY FRIGGIN' CHICKEN MCNUGGETS

Jim/Jenny: You can't tell me what to do!

You: YES I CAN! I'm Mufusa!! *throws the potatoes at the employees and run out the door*