Dudes of the earth. LISTEN YOUR SMALL LITTLE BRAINS UP AND GET IN YA SEATS CAUSE CAROLINES TAKIN YA TO GIRL 101.
Dudes don't get it.
They don't understand the meaning of "I'm fine." because, in dude it means that we are good, but in girl is means.....
IM SO MAD RN
IM SO SAD RN
IM SO SICK RN
I WANNA KILL YOU RN
UGH RN
IM SO HIGH RN
Okay, maybe not that last one but you get my point.
So here is a list of things girls do that make guys go
".........Imma go"
Makeup
With: Woah, you look amazing!
Without: You look sick. You look tired. Woah, why is your face so red and bumpy? Did you have an allergic reaction to something?
-_- YES WE KNOW WE LOOK LIKE THIS SO COULD YA STOP POINTIN IT OUT THX.
Other Girls We Hate
~REENACTMENT~
Girl 2: *walks up* Hey! How've you been?
You: I've been good! How've you been?
Girl 2: Good! *phone rings* Oops! Gotta go! Bye!
You: Bye!
*as soon as girl is gone*
You: Ugh, I hate her.
Guys:
What They Say: Yeah, yeah....
What they're probably thinking: What the heck was that all about?!
.-. DID YOU REALLY WANT US TO SPEAK OUR MINDS THEN GET INTO A FIGHT CAUSE YA KNOW WHEN SOMEONE TEMPTS A GIRL THEYLL KNOCK THEIR BLOCK OFF.
Rlly guys. Stop it with the ignorance. You should know by now what the female species acts like.
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Being A Girl Sucks
HumorA list of reasons why being a girl sucks. Btw, I LOVE JENNIFER ANISTON AND JUST HAD TO USE HER FOR THIS. I MEAN, FRIENDS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS.
