Lapis: Please ignore Peri, she's a big baby. Literally.
Peridot: IS NOT!
Lapis: Is too! Anyways, you can ask or dare us really anything you want! Whatever comes to mind, just ask!
Peridot: Lapis. LAPIS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Lapis: Letting the fan-humans have their questions answered. I've heard it's good for their health.
Peridot: *Facepalm* WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME. *Bangs head on wall* WHAT IS LIFE.
Lapis: *Waits for comments* Ask away!
**Troubled Peridot noises in the background**
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Ask or Dare Lapis and Peridot! [LAPIDOT]
RandomLapis: Hello, kind humans of Earth! It's Lapis and Peridot here! And we're going to answer all your questions, so ask to your hearts' con- Peridot: NOPE! DON'T ASK US! WE ARE THE WORST ANSWERERS IN THE UNIVERSE! YOU CAN GO ASK THOSE CRYSTAL CLO- GEM...