Hey guys! I'm Victoria and this is a lis-
I'm pretty sure you'll go straight to the list. Let's save the About The Author crap somewhere else.
Have fun reading this.
Oh and I already apologized in my summary, so if you want an apology from me, just read the summary.
And no - I will not cover any medical expenses for any injuries or illnesses that are caused by reading this list. Sorry, I only make it rain nickels.
Bitches love nickels.
Well maybe. Nickels can hurt people. But if you're a bitch and you love nickels, you found the gal.
Back to the point, I made this list just to remind you fellow Wattpad readers that
LIFE
SUCKS
ASS.
(It doesn't. Trust me. Go get a job. Suck a dick. Get happy.)
Enjoy the ride.
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A List of Disaster
HumorWe all cherish life. It's true. But we have some horrible, just horrible minuscule things in our lives that completely ruin everything. I'm sure you know these things well. Although this is a brief explanation of what you're about to read, this is a...
