A List of Disaster

Part III

101. Can't run through the six with your woes

102. Spraining your ankle from being tickled

103. Sitting in front of a Shaq in a concert

104. Getting lectured by people for never texting them back because you always forget to hit send

105. Getting kicked out a group chat and asking people to add them back but ignore you because they're too busy talking in the chat

106. Being tired as fuck in the morning because you slept at 5 AM

107. Your favorite app keeps crashing

108. The person before you left one square of toilet paper

109. Going in the drawer to get a new roll of toilet paper and finding that it's empty

110. Wasting another Dollar Tree towel

111. Dreaming about turning your alarm off when it goes off and being twenty minutes late for class because of that

112. Spoon can't scoop every ounce of Nutella out of the jar

113. Eating pizza in a party and coming back to get more slices only to find the box spotless

114. Accidentally sipping from someone else's cup and then getting caught by the person

115. Burning yourself from the seat buckle that was sitting under the sun the whole time the car was parked

116. When ppl     don't know. How to tYPE proper ly

117. When you forget someone's name right after they introduce themselves

118. Having to awkwardly say "hey" to the person without mentioning their name because you never remembered it

119. Running out of gum

120. Remembering that your friends ate all your gum yesterday

121. Buying Tic-Tacs

122. Your friends eat all your Tic-Tacs

123. When you lay on your pillow and it immediately becomes warm, so you flip it over to the cool side and immediately warming that side

124. Getting bird-poop on your windshield right after you washed your car

125. People eating in your car and spilling food crumbs all over the place

126. Being invited to a party from someone you hate and kindly, but passive-aggressively declines the invitation but still tries to get you to come

127. Stepping on gum

128. Stepping on gum and having to awkwardly drag your foot down the street to scrape the gum off of your shoe

129. Ordering food from foreign restaurants and getting the wrong order because they don't understand you well

130. Accidentally bending your straw from banging it on the table to remove the paper off of it

131. Forgetting your utensils after carrying your tray to your table

132. Pouring a glass of water for yourself and spilling it because you tilted the gallon too far

133. Washing a spoon and creating a water park of despair all over your kitchen

134. Finishing the last chip in a bag of chips

135. Remembering that fifty percent of the bag of chips consists of air

136. Blames the economy for making you buy a bag of air

137. When your phone's on low battery and you have your entire charger with you but there aren't any outlets to find

138. When you're the only person in the world that got their first kiss at seventeen

139. Having to tie your shoes after you accidentally stepped on your lace

140. Leaving the house to find your keys sitting on the table through the window

141. Baby cries only when they see you

142. Being friendly to your friend's dog right after they snuck by the table and ate some of your food

143. Wanting a dog because of how lonely you are

144. Laptop dies right when the good part of the show is about to take place

145. When you can't understand what the fuck your friend's trying to say to you because all they use are emojis

146. Writing your name on the container of your leftover food and going back to the fridge an hour later to find the container empty in the garbage

147. Every candy is on sale except for the one you like the most

148. Having a tag hang off of your shirt and people laughing at you because you forget to take the tags off of your clothes

149. Having the sticker of the shirt's size stick right on the front of your shirt and tearing up from your embarrassment

150. Waiting for your mom to get you food, but came home with nothing in her hands