A List of Disaster

Part II

51. Too much Taylor Swift on the radio

52. You secretly sing to Taylor Swift, but your bros find out that you like listening to T-Swizzle

53. Asking your mom for $10 to buy food and she gives you $5

54. Hit your car against a parked car and being embarrassed to explain your accident to your insurance company

55. Losing your newly bought chapstick

56. Buying another chapstick and losing that one as well

57. Your best friend just made a new friend and seems to really enjoy being with that friend

58. New friend secretly death-glares you when you guys hang out

59. Walking in on your mom changing

60. Your dog walking in on you changing

61. Remote doesn't work

62. Banging the remote on the table to make it work, but makes it worse

63. Reaching the boss stage, but failing the boss stage

64. Being forced to replay the annoying stage before the boss stage

65. Playing Super Mario Brothers and accidentally losing your Yoshi after jumping off of him

66. Getting a Power-Up and losing it right after you get it

67. Music's only playing through one ear of your headphones

68. Putting a blanket on and feeling too hot then taking it off and feeling too cold

69. When your room becomes a sauna

70. When your room becomes a fridge

71. When your pet goldfish commits suicide by jumping out of the bowl three days after buying it

72. Hitting your toe against the leg of a table

73. Trapping your finger on a car door

74. Losing your third newly-bought chapstick and giving up on buying chapstick

75. Not getting everyone to laugh in Improv Club

76. Failing a test you thought was like rewriting the alphabet

77. Forced to make a Google+ account for a YouTube account

78. Being ugly (just kidding you're beautiful)

79. When a list from Wattpad is the only thing that called you beautiful

80. Being criticized for your taste of music

81. Initiating a conversation with a friend that supposedly is "addicted" to a show you're avidly interested in, but has no idea what the first episode was about

82. Staring at your goldfish bowl and mourning  for the goldfish's beautiful three days living with you

83. Reading a book to realize that the ending was the crappiest ending in the history of book endings

84. Watching a show to realize that the ending was the crappiest ending in the history of show endings

85. Stepping in mud with your fresh J's

86. Someone else getting top comment with the same exact comment you posted seven minutes ago

87. Stupidly putting your phone by your ear when someone calls you as you're wearing headphones

88. Finding a bug in your room

89. Throwing a water bottle at the bug only to discover that the bug flies one-hundred miles per hour

90. Whining to your parents to kill the bug in your room but ends up being ridiculed by your own parents

91. Getting comfortable in bed and remembering that your homework is sitting on your desk uncompleted

92. Waving to someone who you thought waved at you and looking like an idiot after the person walks past you and to the person they were waving at

93. Getting excited about listening to a new album of your favorite artist only to realize that it's on pre-order

94. Checking iTunes account to see if there's enough to pre-order the album and finding only thirty-two cents desolately sitting in your account

95. Wanting to charge your phone from the opposite side of the bed, so you hesitantly shift your entire position on your bed to reach the charger

96. Finding out that your crush is actually  dating the hot hoe in your second period and crying because your boobs aren't as big as hers

97. Flipping your book to the page of where you left off and the book magically slips out of your hand, including the bookmark that marked your page

98. Holding your phone in the air and stretching your hand to click the X on the ad and accidentally slapping your face with your phone because it slipped out

99. The ad brings you to the App Store

100. Exits and quits out of the App Store and accidentally quits the game you were playing