Jin: alright children gather around lets make dinner
Suga: cant u do it urself
Jin: dont u think its time u actually do something rather than rot in the corner of this house
Suga: i contribute the most to bangtan i handle the swag u dont know what ure talking about
Rapmon: behave my son behave
Jin: k anyways im gonna teach u all some tips and tricks on cooking today since u all are basically useless to the group
Suga: I handle the-
Rapmon: behave
Jin: ok so- PARK JIMIN WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Jimin: uh drinking milk????
Jin: do u mind telling me what color is that straw ure using
Jimin: green???
Jin: confucius says to always use a red straw when drinking milk go to church this sunday jimin you have sinned
Jimin: but i like green-
Jin: no
Suga: yall are just wasting my time here can we get to the point
Jin: alright lets start cooking jungkook dice the onions taehyung chop the carrots jimin pls use a red straw ok whos next hoseok look into my drawers beside my bed for that butcher knife and namjoonie get the chicken meat out the freezer we’re making stew
Suga: what about me
Jin: u my slave massage my shoulders
Suga: ure asking for a punch here-
Rapmon: pls behave young warrior
J-Hope: *comes back with a butcher knife bigger than bang pd’s belly*
J-Hope: jin why the fuck do u have a butcher knife in ur drawer
Jin: oH i bought it yesterday at the professional cooking care section because i thought that it would be nice to throw it at namjoon whenever he snores
J-Hope: amazing
Rapmon: excuse
Jin: u may excuse urself
Jin: hoseok go find the pasta
J-Hope: is there even pasta in stew
Jin: stfu always trust oppa now go
V: jeon jungkook ure dicing the onions wrongly!1!11
Jungkook: wtf am i doing wrong
V: always chop it horizontally before chopping it vertically where the fuck are u from? narnia?
Jin: taehyung is now promoted to assistant chef of bangtan *reaches in for a hand shake*
V: get ur hands off me dont touch what u cant afford
Jimin: i got a red straw is there anything i can do now
Jin: ah yes go help namjoon find the meat hes taking so long wow
Jin: always pay attention to what ure doin cus u dont wanna hurt urself i dont want ur parents to sue me
Jin: jungkook are u writing a trilogy or giving birth to twins whats taking u so long
Jungkook: taehyung told me to get a new onion to dice cus i diced it wrongly
Jin: #ok
V: im done with the carrots
Jin: *pulls out a measuring tape* good work kid get some rest while i measure each carrots diameter to make sure its perfect
Jimin: we’re back with the meat sorry jin namjoon fell into the freezer cus his sunglasses are giving him temporary blindness and i had to pull him out
Rapmon: wat
Jin: wat
BTS: wat
Jin: its ok namjoon please turn on the stove
Rapmon: on it
Rapmon: *reaches for the stove*
BTS: nO WAIT NAMJOON-
*the entire house blows up fireworks start to ignite and the angel choir starts singing suga comes back with new boots and oh ya and hoseok starts crying*
BTS:
Jin: take out anyone?
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Fanfictionhighest ranking; #11 fanfiction random things about bangtan boys. scenarios, imagines, and reactions. just for fun, please don't take anything seriously. if you don't read these kind of stuffs, please don't leave harsh comments. okay? okay. i do not...