Hey guys what's up, haha it's been a long time since I updated, sorry about that but I'm here now. Okay so for this chapter I thought I would change it up. This chapter with be in the dogs point of view after zayn leaves the house. Also you will find out the name. Again so sorry about not updating. This will be kind of a short chapter but I promise I will try to make it as funny as possible. So without further ado lets get to chapter 10
Btw of u see any of these *** it means what the dog is saying in his head, it will also be in bold.
"Bye buddy see you when I get back from work, be good for daddy, he's s little sick you know." *A very tall guy said and waved to me, well at least I hope it was me cause if not then he was just waving to air, haha stupid human.*
*Now that I think of it isn't daddy a world that means boy? But that man that just left he was boy, but there is another boy, that's named daddy. But what do I call the other one. Wow I'm confused*
*okay well let's look for a nice spot to piss*
(Hears footsteps coming from upstairs)
"Good morning there... Oh that's right we didn't names u yet, sorry mate.. I'm getting to it though"
*Wow no shit Sherlock, so u must be daddy, that other guy was right you are sick*
"So did Mr. Payne get you something to eat, did he, did he?
(You know when your talking to a dog and you repeat yourself, yeah that what he's doing)
*first off yes he did and second I would love if you didn't use the same nicknames you use in the bed room.*
"Okay well I'm off to my doctor appointment that Mr. Paynetrain made me scheduled."
*HOLY SHIT why must you say that, God I already hear enough of that in the bedroom, do you need to preach it."
" I would have love to stay home with u today buddy but I can't."
* No, no, thanks okay, I need to get those words out of my brain, thank you very much*
"Bye bud see ya"
*Bye bitch that has no idea that I pissed on the carpet, have a nice day*
* Now I can finally rest.... Or go piss on the sofa... Well here i come sofa*
(2 hours later)
*okay so I have pissed on a total of 15 things today, I am so proud of myself... Now since I'm done with that I'm going to make myself a name... Okay so I'm just going to sit here and look at the mirror so hard that I will think of a name.*
*twinky*
*no wtf brain*
*Gorge*
*no*
*Gilbert*
*no*
*you know what I hate to say this but mom was right I look like a Weebo.*
*now that I got that figured out time to sleep*
