Steven Universe Ask or Dare

Ninth Dare

Amber: Ok we have a dare from @qster33

Topaz: OOOH OH WHAT IS IT!?

Jade: you get way to exited over these things.

Topaz: What do you expect!? IT STEVEN UNIVERSES! How can I not get exited at the tiniest thing?

Amber: it says Jasper has to run around town yelling "I'm a big buff Cheeto Puff!"

Jasper: Big? Yes. Buff? Yes. Cheeto Puff? What.

Steven: this is a Cheeto puff *throws Cheeto at Jasper*

Jasper: *crushes it* how does that even represent me? It's cracked so easily.

Peridot: you mean crushed.

Jasper:*death glare*

Peridot: 0_0' Sorry Jasper.

Amber: JUST GET ON WITH THE DARE!

Jasper:*groans and walks out side* I hate my liiiifeeeee.

Jasper:*runs down the street* IM A BIGG BUFF CHEETO PUFF!

Almost Everyone: wth? -.-

Connie: AAAHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG are you Jasper!?

Jasper: um....yes?

Connie:*fangirl squeal* I'm your biggest fan! And I totally forgive you for trying to kill Steven and stuff. I read all your fan fics!

Jasper: o-o ?

Amber:*creepy face and deep voice* She is one of us.

Topaz: ONE OF US!

Jade: ONE OF US!

Amber, Topaz and Jade: *chanting* ONE OF US!

*screen goes dark*

*long silence*

*video comes back on*

Connie: ō-ō

Steven: Connie are....you ok?

Connie: I've been places man. *aka went into the dark depths of the fandom*

Steven: Uhhhhh

Amber: Ok imma end that here sorry it was short but there is a author announcement after this.

Hello guys, I'm going to be doing a SU fanfic about the next generation of rebellion against homeworld. If you find any interest and want to be a part of it please comment giving me your characters. They can be human or gem. But it has to realistic and stay true to the SU logic. I will announce the characters I will be using soon if I get any. Alright peace!