Mental Pat Down

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"Now, come over here no i can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure ."

He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.

"You seem to be clean, "Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"

"Yes. "Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid."

The Sea of Neptune

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