Group chat name: missing pennies !
Vern: guys I still can't find my pennies!
Gordie: that sucks man!
Chris: are you sure you looked everywhere?
Vern: i looked everywhere under that damn porch!
Teddy: maybe they're not under the porch.
Vern: maybe, bye guys I'm gonna go look some more.
Vern mutes group chat
Chris: should we tell him?
Teddy: Nah, it's funny watching him try to find those stupid pennies 😂😂
Ace: ^^ yea and I love hearing the stories of him failing to find them 😂
Gordie: Ace who invited you gtfo
Ace: eyeball did.
Eyeball: and before you ask how I got here, I made Chris add me and the rest of the Cobras
Chris: sorry guys, he had a switchblade I didn't wanna die 😓😒
Teddy: whatever, but still shouldn't he know where they went?
Billy: If anyone one you little brats tell him I'll gut you
Gordie: but I mean it's only fair
Chris: yea he's been looking for them since last summer!
Eyeball: why don't you just tell them a raccoon stole them or something?
Chris and everyone else hits their head on a wall/desk
Chris: what would a raccoon want with a jar of pennies?!?!
Eyeball: well maybe he wants to buy some beer or something
Chris repeatedly hits head on wall
Eyeball: Chris what the hell are you doing in there?
Chris: I'm done bye
Chris leaves chat
Eyeball: was it something I said?
Teddy: raccoons don't drink beer you dipshit -.-
Ace: I don't think any animal drinks beer
Gordie: But Ace you drink beer
Billy: oh shit Lachance you better hide
Eyeball: yea Lachance you're dead
Teddy: #pray4gordie
Ace: I'm not gonna kill him, just bust him up a bit
Gordie: I was just joking man, I didn't mean it. I take it back!
Ace: relax kid
Teddy: alright guys I'm gonna tell him
Billy: don't you dare!
Teddy: I'm gonna do it
Eyeball: DO IT !!
Gordie: teddy take a video of his reaction
Eyeball: i bet you $20 he tries to beat up Billy
Ace: I'll put my money on that
Gordie: alright, I bet you $100 he cries and then tries to get Billy
Ace: you're on Lachance !
Billy: please, he's not gonna go that, he might cry but he won't try to beat me up he's too pussy
Teddy: yea ^^ he'll probably cry for 2 hours, still gonna tell him
Billy: no ur not Duchamp
Teddy: I'm gonna do it
Vern comes back
Vern: do what?
Eyeball: DO IT DUCHAMP
Billy: I swear I will kill you if you ruin the joke
Vern: ?
Teddy: Vern, Billy took all your pennies!
Ace: can't believe he did it
Billy: that's it your ass is grass!
Vern: what?
Vern starts crying
Billy: GUYS HES CRYING 😂😂😂
Eyeball: God dammit
Gordie: HA U GUYS OWE ME $100 TOLD U HE CRY
Ace: yea but he didn't try to beat up Billy
Billy: actually he is
Vern: U GUYS BET ON ME
Teddy: yea sorry man
Billy: guys help he's sitting on my head
Ace: 😂😂😂
Eyeball: OMG HAHAH
Billy: he's punching me send help
Gordie: alright now you guys owe me $100
Ace: shit
Teddy: wait billy why aren't you fighting back? You're bigger than him lol
Billy: AGAHbsksksdIvJabak
Gordie: oh god 😂😂
Eyeball: Vern what're you doing to him.
Billy: Billy is dead. You're next Gordie.
Gordie has left the chat
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