We Met Online

Chapter 2

The next few chapters will most likely be all messages so ENNNNNJOY :)
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louist: Why can't I just be a happy tree?
Y/U/N: Nice introduction. But you can be a tree if you try hard
louist: Trees are always happy. They create oxygen, give us paper, give shelter to animals. iF TREES CAN BE A TREE SO CAN I.
Y/U/N: YES TOMMO, YOU GO OUT AND YOU BE THE BEST GODDAMN TREE YOU EVER COULD! I BELIEVE IN YOU!
louist: *walks up to a tree* teach me your ways
Y/U/N: WHAT COOKIES ARE BETTER OREOS OR CHIPS AHOY?!
louist: Oreos, no doubt
Y/U/N: Cookie or cream?
louist: I have to say..
louist: I'm a cookie man
Y/U/N: But the cream, louis, the cream!! It's amazing, smooth, sweet, it's oRGASMIC
louist: Keep talking about it maybe I'll turn to the dark side 😂
Y/U/N: It's the light side, you traitor. The cream is delicious, smooth, sweet, you don't even have to eat the cookie, YOU CAN MAKE A MILKSHAKE. C'MON A MILKSHAKE LOUIS.
louist: Are you talking about Oreo cream or a different kind of cream ;) *wink wink*
Y/U/N: HDGBFYJNVFG LEWIS NO. YOU MADE MY INNOCENT DEBATE ABOUT OREOS FILTHY. YOU SOILED IT!
louist: noT LEWIS
Y/U/N: LEEEEEEWWWWWIISSSSSS
louist: ITS NOT LEWIS. ITS LOUIS. LIKE LOU-EEEEEE
Y/U/N: LEW-IS
louist: God damn I hate that
Y/U/N: What about carrots
louist: Carrot the vegetable or like a one direction fan that still thinks I like girls who eat carrots?
Y/U/N: both
louist: I think carrots the vegetable is alright but carrot fans...they still send me carrots.
Y/U/N: *gasp* NOT THE CARROTS ANYTHING BUT THE CARROTS!!
louist: It's scary. Hey you wanna hear a joke?
Y/U/N: Sure...
louist: What's a frog's favourite drink?
Y/U/N: Hoe don't do it....
louist: CROKE A COLA!
Y/U/N: Oh my god...
Y/U/N: Did you get that joke from Harry?
louist: Yeah it was in his joke book.
louist: Wanna hear another?
Y/U/N: No
louist: What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
Y/U/N: what?
louist: You let it sink in
Y/U/N: I actually liked that one hahah
louist: Yay! :)
louist: Tell me about yourself lovely
Y/U/N: what do you want to know?
louist: Let's start off strong, what's your meaning of life?
Y/U/N: Wow. Um I believe you're suppose to live happily, energetically, and wild as possible. When you look back you're suppose to feel happy and complete because when your legs don't work like they used to before you're going to regret everything you didn't do. The people you should have talked to, the trips you denied going on, the mistakes you avoided making, the dates you should have gone on but would have ultimately failed or the people you should have given everything to...
louist: Wow. That was deep. So deep Adele could roll in it
Y/U/N: hahahh any other questions love?
louist: Nope I'll find out more about you over time.
louist: Wanna hear another joke?
Y/U/N has left the chat
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Not the best chapter but I'll try to improve! Have a good day pretty penguins and walrus (guy_larry_shipper )