We Met Online

Chapter 3

~new chat with louist~
louist: Why'd you leave ? ): was it the jokes ?
Y/U/N: Yes. Those fucking jokes make me I-G-G-Cry.
louist: Hahahah sorry love. Do you have a boyfriend ?
Y/U/N: Way to be suttle. And no I do not. Why do you need to know Tomlinson?
louist: So I can ask a beautiful person to go out with meeeee
Y/U/N: Are you asking me out?
louist: Yeeeeeeeah
Y/U/N: I would love to go out with you.
louist: FUCK YES
Y/U/N: It's not a big deal...
louist: It totally is a big fucking deal !
louist: I'm going to tell the boys ! !
Y/U/N: (pic attached) OMG I feel special
louist: PEPE STylES OH GOD. NOT AGAIN.
Y/U/N: Pepe is my spirit animal.
louist: Pepe gives me nightmares.
Y/U/N: When I felt myself falling Pepe held on, and when I felT MYSELF FALLING DEEPER HE HELD ON TIGHTER.
louist: PEPE HAS ALWAYS BEEN TIGHT *wink wonk*
Y/U/N: Pepe wAS THERE WHEN NO ONE WAS
louist: I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I FARTED. OH MY GOD. THE BOYS ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM POSSESSED
Y/U/N: LOUIS OH MY GOD.
louist: Pepe is your everything huh ?
Y/U/N: Pepe is my world!1!! He's my reason for waking up in the morning! My SuperMan! He is the one true god!
louist: Woah. I'm the SuperMan here.
Y/U/N: But Pepe...
louist: No. I'm the only one !
Y/U/N: Whale ok den
Y/U/N: I've discovered a random love bite on my shoulder
louist: LEFT BY WHO. IM YOUR BOYFRIEND. IM THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD BE LEAVING LOVE BITES ON YOU
Y/U/N: Calm your dick. I don't know where it came from
louist: My dick is never calm.
Y/U/N: Louis!! What would your mum say if she knew you were talking like this?
louist: You said it first!!
Y/U/N: But I'm an adult
louist: IM OLDER THAN YOU
Y/U/N: Age is just a number but maturity is the real factor
louist: Wow. That was so deep.
Y/U/N: So deep Adele could roll in it
louist: Hey! That's my thing!
Y/U/N: I'll give you cred
louist: Why won't this bitch leave me alone ?!
Y/U/N: Me?! Excuse you!
louist: No babe ! Eleanor. She's not even my real girlfriend ! She's always in my fucking face !
louist: She's always touching me
Y/U/N: Tell her to back the fuck up.
louist: She knows this is all fucking fake.
Y/U/N: Honey, we all know she's fake as hell. How'd you even end up with Eleawhore?
louist: I don't know. It just kinda happened. Management brought be into the office and said "okay, this is Eleanor, you're dating now !"
Y/U/N: Oh. You've been "dating" her for a while huh?
louist: Yeah. At first it was to keep me away from Harry but me and Harry aren't like that anymore.
Y/U/N: Ah. The Larry Stylinson always comes out on top
Y/U/N: Question: Who tops? #NoShame
louist: Haha we share being dominate
Y/U/N: okay. *cough* Louis Toplinson *cough*
louist: You ship Larry ?
Y/U/N: Maaaaaaaybe...
louist: Larry is so fucking real. We're gay
Y/U/N: Don't play with my achy breaky heart like that. It's fragile
louist: Achy breaky heart was the jam back in the good ol' days
Y/U/N: truuuuuuuue
louist: Niall has named a potato and claims it's kawaii as fuck
Y/U/N: What's this kawaii potato's name?
louist: Adam
Y/U/N: oh woooooooow. That's the name of my friend's new boyfriend
louist: Well congrats to her for finding him !
Y/U/N: Uhm. Congrats to HIM for finding HIM. They're gay Lou
louist: Ooooooh. Cool ! Gay and proud. I like them !
Y/U/N: Adam is so cute and innocent, Marcus is gonna corrupt him quickly
louist: It is what it is love, can't stop it
Y/U/N: Poor Adam doesn't know what he got himself into
louist: Liam threaten to make kawaii potato Adam, into kawaii French fries
Y/U/N: NO NOT THE KAWAII POTATO!!!
louist: And now potatoes are being thrown across the room
Y/U/N: Lol You guys are idiots
louist: A POTATO HAS HIT THE KING. I HAVE TO GO KICK SOME 1D ASS. BE RIGHT BACK
Y/U/N: Hahaha okay babe. Don't hurt yourself! Later xx
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And there's that chapter. I've written this at 5 am and finished it right now at 7. I'm exhausted but not. I love you pretty penguins (and walrus). Have a good day xx