Lol this actually happened to me and my friend today
So me my mom and my friend. Who I will call unicorn for now we're driving home but we were gonna miss a episode of the I Am Cait thing. But we were going extra fast to make it on time because we had to buy popcorn on the way home I mean bruh a movie is shit without popcorn.okay then my mom went the wrong way since she wanted to take a shortcut.so she made a u turn on a one way street and that's when the cop came in. My mom was like.
"Shit I can't get another ticket" so I was like what are we gonna do then my mom was like.
" unicorn you are my daughter and you are mute if he asks u a question u use some hand shit Lorna u are hurt okay fake a injury or something. And I am your mother we just came from a barbecue okay" me and unicorn lied at each other okay. The police officer came and I realized I didn't know what injury to fake. He was talking to my mom who was frantically yelling in gibberish. That's when I realized I was supposed to be the only one to speak English. The cop looked at unicorn and she smiled and did some karate moves with her hand. I tried so hard to hold back a laugh. The cop really confused turned to me and I realized I could say my jaw was broken so I opened my mom and pretended to wince in pain my mom still screaming
" shemblexbsndnsnsassdjdnsnsnasss"
I picked up a paper and pen and wrote we were going to the hospital broke my jaw I fell running in a barbecue his face changed instantly and he let us pass. Then my idiot friend was like finally and the cop was like I thought couldn't talk she was like I have the
"Smackassitis and the medicine I get makes my brain stop when I think about ass I was looking at yours then she acted like she was mute again. He just nodded and said well I'm on my break so bye we all went home laughing and saying how we were all stupid
Lol I know my family is crazy k consider my bff family
