1) "I can't eat a computer!" -Lucifer/ Hanzo Urushihara
2) "I'm sure a mere human like you can't understand my lofty aims." -Satan/ Sadao Maou
3) "Hey! No touching without permission! You'll infect me with Neet-ness!" -Emilia/ Emi Yusa
4) "Did I seriously travel to another world to kill a broken-down guy like this!?" -Emilia/ Emi Yusa
5) "We all have a price, but I didn't exept yours to be that low." -Alciel/ Shiro Ashiya
6) Emilia/Emi Yusa: "But mark my words: I will be the one to kill you! Keep that in mind!"
Satan/ Sadao Maou: "You should keep in mind that you're in public right now."7) "Why are you working part-time at MgRonalds, Overlord Satan?" -Emilia/ Emi Yusa
8) "If you feel the ends justify the means, how does that make you different from us demons, exactly?" -Satan/ Sadao Maou
9) "Heaven is place on Earth. It exists in a certain six Tamati mat, second floor apartment. Being a bum is the best!" -Lucifer/ Hanzo Urushihara