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The Trip to IKEA {Male!Hanji x Reader}

It's 12:52 am... I should be asleep... 0_0 Explanations?

In the manga, Hanji's gender isn't confirmed.

I couldn't really find any other picture of male Hanji...

I wanted this to take place in IKEA because... Why not? XD Okay, Imma write nao.

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"(Y/N)!" You heard your name, being shouted several times. The voice got even closer to your office. Cringing as it got closer, you laid your head on your desk.

Your door flew open, only to reveal a grinning brunette. "(Y/N), c'mon!" You groaned and looked up at the male. "Why? I have stuff to do!" You replied, your face in your hands.

Papers were scattered all over your desk. Nothing was organized... You were glad that it was Hanji that had came into your office, instead of corporal Levi. If he had seen your office... Well, who knows what he would've done.

"I need a new desk! So we have to go to Ikea." He closed your door, putting his hands on your desk, leaning close to your face. You backed away slowly. "And why do you need a new desk?" You had an amused smirk spread across your face. How the hell did he break his desk this time?

"I'm a scientist. I shouldn't have to answer such questions. Now let's go!" He tugged on your sleeve. "But I really would like to know how you broke an entire desk." You said, pulling away from his grip on your sleeve.

"I'll tell you in the car if you come with me." He was pouting childishly. How cute.

"Now." You demanded, your legs crossed. "C'MON (Y/N) THEY CLOSE AT 4:00! We don't have time for this! It's already 2:00, let's go." He walked behind your desk, picking you up bridal style. Jeez, did he know how to get what he wanted...

"Hanji put me down!" You squirmed, kicking your legs, much like a child would. "(Y/N), stop squirming. You're coming with me whether you like it or not!" He carried you out of the door.

Down the halls, most of the cadets were leaving for either training or breakfast... Some of them saw you and Hanji, and ended up laughing their asses off. "I'm telling Shadis to make you guys run laps later! You all better shut up!" You threatened, but it didn't work. They all continued to laugh...

"Ugh..." You crossed your arms, giving up on getting out of Hanji's grasp. "You're adorable, you know that?" Hanji spoke with a grin. "Shut up..." You mumbled, a slight blush covering your cheeks.

He put you down as you reached his car. Opening the door for you, he snickered. "You're a real ass, you know that?" You sighed, getting into his car, immediately putting on your seatbelt. "Gee thanks." He rolled his eyes playfully, getting in the car as well.

You buried your hands in your lap as he started up the car, looking over at you. "Ready?" He asked excitedly.

"No."

"Stop being so grouchy! Lighten up (Y/N)." He poked your side, causing you to giggle a bit. "Fine. Can you not drive like a crazy person?" You asked, holding onto your seatbelt. "Probably not!" He pulled out, and drove onto the road.

"Ugh..." You groaned, clutching your seatbelt even tighter. Hanji was the craziest driver you'd ever known... Ever.

"(Y/N), you know you like riding with me. Calm down." (That sounded kinda wrong but whatever-) He rolled his eyes, staring intensely at the road.

"You're crazy."

"For you..." He said just above a whisper. "What?" You looked at him, wondering what he'd said. "Nothing! Ahaha..." He laughed nervously and turned on the radio, trying to distract you from what he'd said.