That Girl

Queen Bee

We we're watching Evil Dead, I couldn't keep my eyes off Nicole and Brock. I swear she be doing the most. No Mia, keep your mind off them, blah blah blah. Omg. Kiersten is on her way. The movie is almost done, I am so estatic to see her after all these years.

So... I challenged myself to focus on the movie and not the two love birds. Challenge accepted, then there goes Jess and Jared. Why am I still single? I want a long lasting relationship as of now. Oh damn well, I'll live I guess.

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Movies done and I'm surprised I actually paid attention to the movie, now to go home and wait up on Kiersten.

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Home at last, Jessica's in the shower, and Kiersten said she's in Hampton, she just dropped off Spencer and she'd be here in 15 minutes.

*keys in the door*

"Hey there stinky, I bought McDonalds for all of y'all. I was expecting company from Alabama I hear." My Dad said as soon as he walked in the place coming home from work.

He is AMAZING I tell you. He knows me oh so well. This is why I rather be with him then my stankin' mother and ratchet brother.

"Um.. Excuse Mr. FartsALot, your one smart ass I tell you. How'd you find out?" I directed to him sarcastically.

Putting his keys, iPhone and food down on the granite counter, he directed back "Girlllllll you is too funny. You accidentally sent me 'Hurry your fat ass here', I knew it was Kiersten cause y'all something else."

Jessica just got out the shower, her and my Dad exchange looks, looks confused and asks "Whats with all the stir around her?"

My Dad replies, "Oh you, eat. Ima' hop in the shower, come down and eat, watch television then sleep. Y'all girls do whatever you want."

"Whata' retard," I told Jess.

Apparently my Dad heard and yelled back as he head upstairs, "I heard that young lady, your a double turd."

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I decided to wait for Kiersten outside and so did Jess as she texts Jared. They're such a cute couple.

I stand in the parking lot and as soon as we got out the building steps down to the lot a Camaro pull up. IT'S KIERSTEN EVERYBODY.

*engine shuts off. Headlights turns off. Car door opens. She steps out*

She runs to me giving me a grizzly bear hug with tears of joy. Then she goes to Jessica standing next to me her Panda hug.

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We grabbed her bags and stuff then headed in the Condo, and Dad opened the door for us. He grabs the stuff in Kiersten's hands and says "come here gassy" holding his arms out and hugs her.

"Peee You, Ron you 'stankkkkk" motioning her arms.

"Shut up, go eat I bought McDoDo's. Mia, I challenge you to finish that Angus Third Pounder."

Kiersten chuckles, and Jess laughs.

Kiersten puts her two cents in, "Good luck with that."

Jessica adds, "five dollars if she eats it all."

Dad, "deal, Mia, deal or no deal?"

They think I can't eat it all. Psh, watch me. "Deal."

Dad hands me the burger, chugging it down big bites after big bites. Jessica making faces at me, cracking me up, I farted while eating it. Not cool. Halfway done Kiersten starts laughing like a retarted seal, her face red.