Hollywood Undead

Christmas in Hollywood

This one is just funny as shit so I got to include the whole verse

"J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts then we gave some loving
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there were still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18-pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So I took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS" - Charlie Scene/J-Dog

"We were chilling at home and decking the halls
And I checked my phone and Santa had called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to 12
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a day but a way of life
'If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife'
So we jumped in his sleigh and it stated to jingle
Funnier than fuck, you can ask Kris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road head and started to kiss me
Underneath is suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of a bag of presents, he had a bag of dildos
I pulled off his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't St. Nick, it was a fucking imposter
When he found out he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I chocked him out
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest
I met a lot of Jeff's but this one was the Shadiest
When it comes to cheers, that motherfucker's  a Grinch
So if you don't like Christmas, FUCK YOU BITCH!!!" - Johnny 3 Tears/Da Kurlzz/Funny Man