Phan

Dan sat at his desk looking at his computer. Everybody on Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, YouTube and Younow was calling him a meme and trash. A single tear rolled down his cheek.
Just then his door banged open and Phil walked in his arms stretched out and his hip slightly to the side. "Hello meme," announced Phil.
Another tear rolled down Dan's cheek. "Not you too,"'he whispered.
"Yes me," responded Phil. "You are trash and I'm an angel.
Dan stood up and walked over to the floor where he fell on his face. "Am I really a meme?" Dan whispered, a third tear on his cheek.
"The biggest, trashiest, meme ever!" Declared Phil. "I mean you are Phil trash #1,"
Dan sat up and looked at Phil. "Then are you a meme loving duck?"
Phil grinned. "Yes I'm a big duck. But I'm a cute duck, according to the fans!"
"When are we going to tell them about us, duck?" Asked Dan
"Soon, meme, soon,"

*time swizzles by*

"Duck, it's time!" Declared meme.
Duck smiled. "Alright meme, let's do this,"
Meme turned on the camera and announce that he had something to tell the people. Duck came on screen and leaned in to kiss meme, but duck's beak broke the computer screen and meme died forever.
That is how Dan and Phil came out to the world.
The end.