RivaMika One Shots

Ridiculous

Ridiculous

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Rated T(mild swearing)
Summary: Levi says goodbye, but only for now.
Note: I just finished Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood's last episode where I almost crashed into a wall because of ONE MOMENT where Ed does something to Winry. IT WAS SO FREAKING CUTE AND AWKWARD AND ASDFGHJKL. I thought maybe I could do a similar idea to RivaMika, and here I am.

Also, Levi(24 yrs old) is a bit taller than Mikasa(21 yrs old) and they aren't dating, just best friends.

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"Don't forget to change your wrappings once every so often. It's going to get infected if you don't."

"Okay."

"And remember to take care of your ankle. Even though it might have healed you have to be careful. It was severely injured before, and you don't want it to hold you back from training."

"Jeez Mikasa, I'll be fine."

"Eat your food. Don't starve yourself. If you do, I swear I'll kill every Titan in my way to shove a piece of bread in your mouth."

"I'm not a baby."

"But you act like one." Mikasa snapped.

Loud hooves clanked against the cement, and Mikasa turned towards her friend. "Well, that's your ride back to Trost." She breathed out. Levi stared at her blankly. Before he knew what was happening, he was escorted towards the entrance of the wagon, and was about to go in, when he stepped back down, walking back towards her.

"What now?" Mikasa asked, annoyed on why it couldn't end now, so she could relive her pain.

Levi looked down at his shoes. His cheeks grew red, lips quivering. "Mikasa... I..." He began, taking a deep breath.

"What? Spit it out." Mikasa ordered him.

"C-Can we do an exchange?"

"Huh? Levi, what do you mean?" Mikasa questioned.

"I'll trade half of my life, for half of your life!" Levi practically yelled. His lips quivered in embarrassment.

Mikasa quietly gasped, silence being layered into the air. She rolled her eyes and groaned. "C'mon Levi, stop trying to act like Jean. It's ridiculous."

"What?!" Levi demanded, questioning himself on if he really loved her.

"I said," she mocked him, impatiently. "It's ridiculous. How about I just give you my whole life!?" Mikasa screamed on top of her lungs. A few moments later, after her mind replaying the scene, she blushed like she had never blushed before. Mikasa looked away from him, stammering, "No... Not all of it. Ninety percent? Too much... Eighty? Eighty-five? Seventy? Wait that's too little. Eighty-six is a good number..." Levi stood there in awe. Suddenly, her quick talking was interrupted by a laugh.

Levi, was now on his knees, one hand on the ground and the other to his face, laughing his head off.

"Shut up!" Mikasa kicked him softly.

"I'm sorry Mikasa. I really am." He chuckled, gasping for air.

"Levi!" Mikasa clenched her fists.

Rivallie looked up at her, exclaiming, "You're amazing." His breath hitched every so often, from his laughing. "You knocked the whole 'exchanging lives' term flat on its ass in just a couple of words."

"Shut the fuck up Levi." Mikasa grumbled, secretly a flattered by his remark.

Levi chuckled, standing up and grasping her in his arms. "I'm going to miss you." He whispered into her hair. Mikasa smiled, nodding in agreement.

"You'll come back, right?" The black haired girl asked, softly.

"I'm probably gonna get hurt and you'll have to take care of me." Levi smirked. He pulled back, unhooking the white fabric from his neck. He grabbed her hand, placing his cravat into her grasp.

Mikasa looked up at him, smiling but a bit of sadness behind her eyes. As he walked to the carriage, he looked back at her once more, sighing and going in.

As the carriage rode off, disappearing in the distance, she clutched the fabric in her hands, her grip tightening as more time flew by.

fin.

[[MORE]]

"Hey Mikasa, what's that on your neck?" Sasha asked, not used to seeing Mikasa without her scarf.

"I-Is that... A cravat? Wait, I thought you never wear cravats." Jean questioned, suspiciously. He felt uncomfortable from her bare neck, always seeing the red fabric tightly winded around her neck.

What she wanted to say was, "This is the only way I'll be close to him." But instead she said, "Maybe it's not so bad." She turned around, walking away from her confused friends, grinning.

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GAHHHHH t(-__-)t
O///O

I don't know what to barf at, the cheesy plot or the shitty, fucked up writing. I like writing fanfictions, but it's obvious that someone else could do so much better than me. Every time I think it's a clever plot, I finish and re-read it and I don't know what the fuck I wrote. Eh, I guess you'd have to get used to it.

I'm so sorry for the crappy writing, and the bullshit plots, not to mention the fucking fast plot I PROMISE myself not to hurry, but here I am, ending the story in like 3 seconds.

Anyway, I think you guys should go on YouTube and watch Ed proposing to Winry, so it'll make a but more sense...

Also, the way this ends of actually not sad or something, and yes Levi comes back and later on they marry and make ACKERBABIES known as the NASE siblings. LIKE FUCKING CANNON especially how close Izumi looks to Mikasa. I was working on another one shot which I planned to publish before this, but I thought it would take too long.