Facetime. H.S.

well fuck--that wasn't cute

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Harry's POV

Me: hey we should facetime.....;o

Andri: why

Me: why not....

Andri: ok fine *-*

Me: whennnn??!?!?!?!!?!

Andir: uhmmm, now?

Andri: i mean if ur not busy

Me: pfft otkay...

i go into the facetime app searching for her phone number and clicking it, i clear my throat while sitting up straight on my bed, i legit just woke up three minutes ago and thought of the idea of facetiming her, i mean she probably doesn't remember the photo i sent her few months ago.

she picks up, and i see her image--she was wearing a big spongebob shirt and her hair was up in a high pony tail.

"Horton! I have arrived" she says grinning, i roll my eyes groaning "i thought you knew my name by now" i reply back, she mimics me by rolling her eyes as well "yeah, well i like calling you Horton--now stop being so moody and put a shirt on" she demands, i raise an eyebrow at the camera "and if i don't?" i say smirking getting out of my bed, i was only dressed in my dark blue basketball shorts "i will secretly come into London to murder you for being fabulously hot" she explains, i laugh at what she says.

"you still scare the fuck outta me, Vice"

"i try my best to, Styles"

"HARRY WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?"i hear Zayn's voice shout, as he comes into the living room joining me on the couch butt naked "wow, two men--shirtless. I'm gonna fucking faint" i hear Andrea say, "oh your talking to that girl you always text, huh?" he says scratching his leg, i look over to him saying "Zayn please put some clothes on" he furrows his eyebrows shaking his head "if you are aloud to walk around naked, so am i" he says standing up proud and walking back into his room shaking his hips, my eyes follow to his ass "stop eye fucking his arse, Harold" Andrea's american voice snaps me out "he's got a nice ass, ok?" then Louis comes into the room "oh, so i don't?" he says--i roll my eyes at the older boy "sure you do, Lou"

i hear Andrea sigh "why do you have so many people living with you!? and why are they all shirtless" she asks, Louis takes my phone speaking to her, "we are boys, love--we walk around naked all the time" he says then drops it on the couch, i hear Andrea chuckle up a bit.

i grab my phone again going into the bathroom and sitting on the toilet seat "talking about love..." i trail, and then she starts singing "Now if we're talking body you got a perfect one so put it on me"

"i will soon" i say winking at her, she rolls her eyes "you need to calm your little willy", i gasp dramatically "my willy is indeed not little" and she just stares at me blankly "Swear it won't take you long if you love me right, we fuck for life" i sing along, she laughs singing with me "On and on and on" i see her standing up and placing her phone on an object so i am left looking at her ceiling "i'm just changing quickly" she says, "why can't i watch?" i say pouting up a bit--i hear her laugh, she had a very cute laugh "shut up, my laugh sounds like dying cats underwater" she replies "i said that out loud didn't i?" I say shaking my head, she picks up her phone again she is now wearing a grey cropped sweater with white cotton shorts "cute piercing" i say to her, "stop calling me cute, Harry" she says starting to blush.

"aww your blushing, how cute"

she glares at me, "ok, i'll show you cute" she says--and burps really loudly, like really loud. and i flinch a bit "well, fuck--that wasn't cute" i say, she smirks "good"

A/N:

yay new fic! sorry if this was boring, i just didn't know how to start it..............................=-=