Crazy piece of shit #1:
At the beginning, there was a effeminate window washer who arrives and lobs a fireball.
At this point a gaunt ghost arrives and throws a tantrum, the fireball burned his cresent rolls..
At this point a panhandler arrives and imparts a dire warning.. If the dead crescent rolls are not avenged, there will be war among the universe. His wife arrives, in tears.
The surly priest strikes up a conversation with the washers spouse.
At this point a teenager arrives, wearing a strange hat.. Offering free condoms.. Clearly, it is time for a falling chandelier causing an alien invasion. The alien leader calls upon the Loch Ness Monster.
Just then a terrified social worker arrives and grabs your washer by the shirtfront... Asking him to marry him, it's his dieing wish... then a vampire faints from loss of blood.
Meanwhile a cheery ninja pulls a gun.. But the washer throws another fire ball, and shouts, "where is your honor?"
Meanwhile a police officer arrives, bleeding from multiple stab wounds, from his mother for not eating his turnips..
Only penguins can save this story.
Suddenly a cynical psychiatrist named bobby-ray arrives and reveals a secret about the aliens..they are alergic to condoms.
Suddenly the social worker arrives, again, on horseback. Telling the heterosexual washer broke back mountain would be safe for them both.. To please marry him..
The penguins arrive with their condoms and do the flaphump ritual..
Without warning, in walks a juggalo wannabe sipping faygo.. But the peinguin vaporizes him with exray powers and the gay social worker in the process the wife runs home to lock herself in the basement, the aliens retreat from condom bombs and the washer had meanwhile been cooking more crescent rolls.. And then to wash his windows once more on a sunny day.
Authors note:
This is what my mind creates when I am board, or on a sugar high, this, was when I had too much sugar, beware.
