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*blehhhhh* my brain just threw up all over the place. "hey man!" oh god its melvin, the dude with 12 girl friends all over the world. *smack* oops one of them just tracked him down and tackled him to the ground... "help man!!" nope. :)

walking down mainstreet i see an old hobo smoking on his pipe, there i find the best wisdom. "young man, the best thing you can find is a girl that will love yah all the time, yah know what i mean?" he winks. .... oddly he culdnt tell i was a girl .. oh well

walk into the diner and what do i see? a lonly girl looking back at me, she comes up to me and says ill love you all night long, i told her the love i needed must be life long. she says ill do it on one condition. whats that? you need to eat in the bedroom not the kitchen 0.0

so we traveled on our way far and wide where the rivers ran and then went dry we cruised we hiked we drive cars and hopped on planes we skydived and had sex screaming eachothers names ... thats what happens when you do cocaine.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 17, 2012 ⏰

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