"BLEEEHHHHHH" the bartender threw up on the busty ho, while her pimp was finding cliets, getting smacked into a big biker guy named steve, steve broke the sterio in frustration, slipped on an icecube and landed face down in the tits of the busty ho with preexisting vomit on her boobs. The bartender lay in the floor, unconcious, and everyone jumped over the counter for free whiskey beer and wine, but a ninja named TACKI came from the dark shadows of the ladies room, but was a male, and started slicing heads... "DAT MAYYII BEYA!!" Joe Dirt and Billy Madison are having an epic battle over Brandy and Veronica Von, but teamed together for the ladies to have lots of beer and so they could both get laid. Cowboy Curtis stayed hidden in the back with Paris Hilton who was formerly hiding in Kanye West/s closet till Katy Perry kicked her out. Meanwhile, the discoball falls on t-pain and jay-z having a lame rap battle. lil wayne hops down from the ceiling saying "yaw bitches got dropped." Billy and Joe had kicked Kacki in his ninja butt and the world was at peace one again, thanks to me. The amayzing writer of such epicness you could only dream of :)
