Snoop's return

Richard: "wow snoop u haz done it. Now you are an immortal.and you can haz all the sex and weed you want."
Snoop: " holy shitizzle! That's awsomeizzle"
Jesus: "so what are you going to do now?"
Snoop: "hmmmm. I can't think of anything now."
Jesus: " here drink some wine"

Jesus makes a bottle of water into a battle of wine.

Snoop: " oh my God. Jesus. You are the party man!!!!!  Oh I know. Let's make a huge fucking party for everyone!!!"
Jesus: " Jesus Christ, why didn't I think of that!
Rich: " ha. Lel."

Snoop invites his friends while Jesus makes drinks, Richard chooses the music and billy gets 4:20 balloons filled with weed and puts 69 of them in the room so you just have to Pop the balloons to smoke the weed.

damn son guy: " damn son where did you get these?"
Billy: " snoop provides."
Skrek: " wow this music is awesome"
Mario:" this party is already awsome."
Jesus: " I have the wine!!! Don't worry it's free, courtesy of the Holy Spirit."
Spader man: " holy shit. That's awsome."
Snoop: " what up shitizzles! The party don't start till I fuck in."
Mario: "lol"
Snoop: " hey we are all here. Let's have a toast. We all are the remaining members of snoop dog clan. We've been through a lot these past few days. The faze klan has rekted so many of our friends but we survived. Now. A drink for those who have fallen to save us and let's smoke weed and order some dancers!!!!"

And explosion happens!!!

Snoop: " *coughs* what the fuckizzle was that m8s?"
Skrek: " I don't know. Let's find out m8."

Everyone goes out side and sees fire and explosions everywhere.

Snoop: " holy shitizzle is Michael bay here?"
Mario: " lol"
Bill:" no. Look!"

Off in the distance you can see a bunch of stuffed and cartoon animals.

Snoop: " oh shitizzle. It's the fur fags!"
Neil: " how is that possible. I thought Shepard killed them when he was working with the faze klan!"
Snoop:" oh shiznit. Shepard!! U needs to kill the fur fags!!!"
Shepard:" I'm sorry snoop. U haz been lied too. I can not kill the fur fags. ( sad face)"
Snoop: " then who can."
Jesus:" my father can."
Everyone: "what?"
Jesus: " cum on guys my father is God. He can do what ever he wants."
Snoop: " really? Cause he haz not done anything. Like. Ever."
Jesus:" what yes he haz watch. Dad! Almighty father!!"
God: " what the fuck so you want sun. Can't you see I'm busy putting the Holy Spirit in this "dancer". Lol.
Jesus: " Jesus Christ dad. We are under attack help us!!!"
God: " nah. See you later faggets."
Snoop: " see."
Jesus:" shut up."
Spader man:" wait. I know who. Some one stronger than God!"
Snoop: " who!!!"
Spader man: " Chuck Norris"
Everyone: " *gasp*"
Skrek: " holy hell"
Snoop: " no he's right. We must call Chuck Norris."

Snoop takes out his phone and calls Chuck Norris.

Chuck: " hello?"
Snoop: " oh God help us Chuck Norris. There are a bunch of fur fags that are going to kill us!!!"
Norris:" where are you?"
Snoop: " we're at S hooters."
Chuck:" I'm on my way"

In -10 seconds later Chuck Norris lands next to snoop.

Snoop: " holy shitizzle that was quick ass fuckizzle."
Norris: " yup. So where are these fags?"
Snoop :" right there"

Chuck begins to run at the fur fags. The fur fags get a little scared but they continue to push forward. Norris begins to beat the shit out of them. One fur fags charges at him. Chuck punches him in the face then kicks his side. Another fag charges and tries to jump on Norris. Chuck dodges and throws him 20 feet away. Two more fags cum at two different angles. Norris jumps and does a spin kick and hits both of them. Six more fags charge at Chuck with spears. Norris blocks two of the spears then grabs one of them and uses it to stab two fags. He then jumps over one and punches the rest. Chuck does a round house kick and kills the last fag. Norris makes a 50 caliber sniper out of thin air then quick scopes six fur fags. As he reloads he stabs two fags with the gun and hits another one to death. Three fur fags try to shoot Chuck but Norris finishes reloading and shoots one of them. That one turns and accidentally shoots the other two fags. Chuck quickly runs up to the last fur fag and does another round house kick.

Richard: " oh my god. That was epic."
Snoop: " how the hell did you not get the swag master?"
Norris:" it's not because swag master is too good for me. But I'm too good for swag master."
Jesus: " shut up"
Chuck: " what? Jealous?"
Jesus: " no.....yes."
Norris: " Lel"
Snoop: " wow. Well we don't have to worry about the fur fags anymore."
Chuck: " no but danger is not that far away from you. There is a bounty on your head. Well. There is a bigger bounty on your weed. But that makes things a lot worse."
Snoop: " what do you mean?"
Norris: " after the defeat of the greatest klan every, the faze klan, a civil war has begun. It is total anarchy. Mlg player vs mlg player. The strongest are teaming up and the weak are the victims."
Snoop: " holy shitizzle."
Chuck: " holy shitizzle indeed."
Snoop: " what can I do?"
Norris:" you need to survive. Show the weak that there is still hope. Hope for all players to play without constantly being rekted by unfair players. That is the true duty of the swag master. That is why the other swag masters couldn't have sex or do weed. It's to make sure that the swag master doesn't get distracted. But I see you have found a way around that.
Snoop:" yup"
Norris:" which is why I am banning you from sex, weed, and alcohol."
Snoop: " wwwwwwhhhhhhaaaattttt!!!! Wwwwwhhhhhyyyyyyy!!!!!????"
Chuck: " I'm just kidding. You can do all those things. M8. I got you.
Snoop: " Ohhhh my god. I almost had a heart attack."
Norris:" Lel. But I still want you to Klean up this anarchy."
Snoop: " I'll do anything you say!!!!"

Chuck Norris flys away.

Snoop:"  holy shitizzle. We got work to do m8. "

Snoop takes a blunt out.