Bf: Knock Knock...
Gf: Who's there babe? :)
Bf: Single.
Gf: Single who?
Bf: Single you.
Gf: Haha, very funny babe..
Bf: ..Not a joke, just didn't want to be too harsh on you...
Gf: You fucking heartless asshole!
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How To: NICELY breakup with someone
Bf: Knock Knock...
Gf: Who's there babe? :)
Bf: Single.
Gf: Single who?
Bf: Single you.
Gf: Haha, very funny babe..
Bf: ..Not a joke, just didn't want to be too harsh on you...
Gf: You fucking heartless asshole!