About Me

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Hi my name is Zsa Zsa Gabor, but my friends call me friendly wallaby. My favorite color is the color of corpses and my favorite thing to do is hiccup. My parents were a zebu and professional celebrity stalker, which is why we lived in in bed. You probably know me from my TV commercial for canned unicorn meat. I'm the one who says, 'POTATOOoo' at the very end!

Courtesy to my sister, loki-of-baker-street, who wanted to do a mad lib. This is all about her.

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