Sick Note

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Dear School Nurse:

POTATO Piper will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Bubonic Plague and has horrible Tacos and a/an Spicy fever. We have made an appointment with the Meaty Dr. MEATBALL, who studied for many years in London and has 666 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!

Sincerely

Mrs. Bloody.

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