Denied (Phanfiction)

~Chapter 7~

I woke up to see the same thing I see everyday, the boring emptiness of my room. A sharp pain shot through my head as a recalled to the mishaps of last night. I groaned slightly and took the paracetamol on my desk, mentally thanking Phil.

Wait.

Phil.

I Intake a sharp breath and think this through trying to think of a different explanation. I sat and thought about this for a while until it hit me. I liked McDonald's girl! I think Phil mentioned her name to be Janice. Obviously I'm getting jealous because Phil is dating my dream girl! Yeah it's her. Not Phil, breathtaking blue eyes and raven black her, It was her big boobs perfect body and pale green eyes. I had worked it out! Everything makes sense.

I chuckle at my idiotic believe that I liked Phil. I'm not gay. And he is NOT the most beautiful creature I have ever had to lay eyes on. I thought of Janice's pale green eyes and bleach hair, well, her hair is now ginger but I love it anyway. Yup. She is amazing. She is all I've ever wanted in a girl.

But Phil is dating her... Shit.

I'm going to have to break them up somehow. Without losing Phil in the process...

I reach over to my bedside table and push most of my junk to the floor. Ah well, I'll clean the mess later. I finally find my deck of cards, deciding it's been a while since I've played.

Obviously it would be rather awkward to play with Phil since I'm practically trying to break his heart and steal his girlfriend.

So instead I called PJ and Chris who just came back to town from Tokyo (I'm secretly suspecting that they got married a month ago by a drug dealer and this trip was a honeymoon).

{Insert voice from SpongeBob}
~2 hours later~

"DING DONG!!!"

I jumped, flailing my arms around. Chris and PJ came into the kitchen, where I was eating a twix bar.

"Jesus fucking Christ! STAHP! You don't just walk into someone's house unannounced then scream bloody murder 'Ding Dong'. It's called knocking!"

"Meh you left the door open and don't have a door bell." Chris shrugged innocently.

"He's having a phase where he refuses to knock on doors." PJ explained.

"Whatever. Let's play cards." I stood up.

"WOO SLEEPOVER"

"Chris, I never said the we are havi-"

"WOOOOO SLEEPOVER!" Chris then proceeded to put PJs arms on his shoulders, trying to start a Conga Line.

"Fine. But no conga lines."

I then pulled them to my bedroom, giving out the cards.

"PJ! Hold meh!" Chris fell onto PJ who started flailing around.

"C-Chris, get off I can't b-breathe."
PJ blushed a lil' bit, the returned to his emotionless demeanour.

Chris smirked as PJ, satisfied with the reaction PJ has to his touch.

"You want me. Dan where's the condoms?" He asks, suddenly raiding my drawers.

"No I really don't. And don't answer to that question Dan!"

"We are going to have 8 babies!"

PJ groaned, flipping his king of hearts over my measly 6.

"Never mind. We will have one baby with 8 heads for now!"

"For now!?"

"Yeah we'll also have a human-cyclops hybrid!"

"But neither one of us is a cyclops!"

"Are you admitting you want to fuck me?"

PJ blushed slightly, turning his cards over, ruining the game. "N-No!"

I chuckled then slapped my hands together, attracting their attention. "Well. I'll let you two sleep in the same bed." A frustrated groan escaped PJs lips, earning a wiggle of the eyebrows from Chris. "But no funny business!"

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My mind is half awake, half asleep. My eyelids are drooping and I'm losing the will to keep them open, wanting to fall into a dream of Janice-

'CRASH!!!'

Phil's bedroom door flies open. I'm tucked underneath his soft blankets, sleeping in his room since mine is occupied by PJ and Chris.

My eyes widen to an impossible size.

Phil, not noticing the horrified me in his bed, pushes a heavy breathing Janice to his wall, kissing the living daylight out of her.  A moan escapes Phil as she lifts up his shirt and pulls it off.  They then pull together like magnets again, their mouths connecting in desire. Janice wraps her legs around Phil's torso and I suddenly feel a pang in my chest...

Phil..

No! I mean Janice! I love Janice! How can this be happening infront of me!? Phil, kissing the only girl I love!

"Phil..." My voice sounds croaky and dry and I swallow the lump in my throat.

Their heads snap to me in surprise.

"Oh, um, hi Dan." They pull apart hastily.

OH LORDY LORD!

This is awkward!

Not to mention Kickthestickz is in the other room!

Sooo do you ship Danice or Philice or Phan???

Who am I kidding #PHAN FOR LIFE

Bai HOOMANSS ~ Oscar/ Patricia