silence of the yams

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ashtons pov:
talia, tyler and ryder were in the backseat while i was upfront with sam. i watched as she drove, making sure she didn't crash into anything. "so at the grocery store, what're we gonna buy?" i heard talia ask. "i'm not sure. let's buy food though!" ryder said sounding sarcastic. i laughed at ryders tone and spoke up, "hey be ni-" i got cut off when sam slammed the breaks, "CAN THAT LADY WATCH WHERE SHE IS GOING JESUS CHRIST." sam yelled. i looked at her as my eyes widened, "RUDE ASS BITCH." i yelled after sam. "WATCH YOUR DANG LANGUAGE." ryder yelled. "why're you making them watch their language when you don't watch your language while we are in bed?" tyler said as he smirked. "AY!" sam said laughing as she started to drive again. "tyler why the fuck would you even share that." i heard ryder say. "you guys are so weird." i heard talia mumble. "right?" i said agreeing with talia. the rest of the ride i heard small whimpers but other than that it was silent. what could be going on. "WE ARE HERE!" sam said excitedly. "why the hell are you so excited? it's just a grocery store." i said chuckling while getting out. "because im grocery shopping with my amigos." she said extending the 'o' in amigos. everyone else got out and walked over to us. i looked over at ryder, who's face looked like she just suffered from holding back tears. then i looked at tyler, who was right next to her, smirking and holding her hand. i raised my eyebrow and looked over at sam who was holding back her laughter. "what's going on?" i asked and sam shrugged, still holding back her laughter. "nothing, don't worry about it." tyler said still smirking. i looked at talia and she was laughing quietly. i shrugged it off and we all walked into the grocery store. sam grabbed a cart and pulled me with her. tyler, ryder and talia went to the other side of the store while sam and i stayed near the vegetables. i picked up a lettuce and said "what a nice cabbage, don't cha think babe?" i said looking over at sam who was on the phone with im guessing ryder. "oh no." i heard them both say at the same time. "THEY'RE LETTUCE'S YOU FUCK." i heard tyler yell from the other side of the store. i put down the lettuce and turned around quickly. "let's get going. we gotta moose let's go let's go." i said, sounding scared. sam laughed and continued to shop. i stayed close by her hoping tyler wouldn't kill me. once we reached ryder, tyler, and talia, i felt tyler giving me looks. i was scared to be honest. "are we done shopping?" talia said and sam nodded, "yup! let's get going!" she said as we all walked to the cashier. once we paid all the stuff and got back to car, i got in quickly not wanting to be killed or ran over by tyler. once they all got in the car, sam started to drive, "we did get dog food, right?" tyler asked, looking at me. i nodded not saying a word. tyler chuckled a bit and looked back at ryder, talking to her. talia was jamming out to music and i laughed. sam was still trying to focus on the road. "i don't wanna YELL again." sam said looking at a lady. fuck, this was gonna be a long car ride.