silence of the yams

three

sams pov:
well, i just got finger fucked. how nice! i looked out the window and looked at the place we arrived at. i jumped up and looked at the place in awe. "NO WAY." i shouted. "wha- OH MY GOSH." ryder yelled. "oh no." tyler mumbled. "ASHTON, OH MY GOSH, I, ITS LIKE, I CANT EVEN." i shouted not being able to talk properly. "HOLY CRAP TIM HORTONS, YES." talia said loudly but excitedly. ashton chuckled and parked somewhere. talia, ryder, and i moosed out the car and into tim hortons. i sniffed the air and felt my eyes get watery, "it's heaven." i said quietly. "it's so- oh im sorry." ryder said and i laughed, "your canadian is showing, bitch." i said and softly punched ryders shoulder. "it's so beautiful i wanna live here forever." talia said sniffing the air. a few minutes later tyler and ashton walked in, "ew it's always the sa- hi billy." tyler said smiling and waving at some guy. "loser." ryder said and giggled. "dork." tyler jokingly insulted back. "giant." ryder said looking up at him. this is way too cute. "guys you're gonna make me barf!" talia said and laughed. we all laughed and got in line. "i just want some timbits and a double double." ryder said. "yeah me too." i said. we all got the same thing and sat a booth. "so, guda, huh?" tyler asked. "don't dare bring that devil up." talia said and took a sip of her coffee. "what if she's with us now?" i asked and ate a 'timbit'. "oh my gosh what if she is." ryder said and ate a timbit, "MMM GOOD SHIT THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE." ashton yelled and everyone stared. im in love with a dork. i looked over at talia who was in love with the timbits. "enjoying that?" i asked and laughed. talia nodded, "i think im gonna have a mouth orgasm." she said and giggled. "that's weird and impossible." tyler said, laughing and drinking his coffee. "it's not that impossible." ashton said, looking at me. i gave him a look and he put his hand on my lap. i smiled and looked back at the others. "so, what was going on in the car earlier?" talia said, obviously knowing what happened because she was smirking. "ryder, wanna tell them?" tyler said, looking at ryder and raising his eyebrow. ryder shook her head quickly and i laughed. "fine, i'll tell them." tyler said and laughed. ashton laughed, "TELL US" he shouted. "fine, i finger fucked her." tyler chuckled. "AYY!" i shouted. talia whistled and laughed. ashton clapped and smiled. "NICE" he shouted. ryder smiled a bit and covered her face on tylers shoulder. tyler laughed and put his hand on her cheek. "guys." i said looking at them and smiling. i looked at ashton who was still clapping. i looked at talia who was in love with the timbits. i laughed and thought to myself, i love my amigoooos.