Team SANT and CIKO one shots

Dates & stalker creeps

"FUCKING HELL! What the fuck am I going to wear? OH my fuck." Iris and Katsuna said simultaneously. "I Literally didn't pack any dresses other than my fighting outfit. Oh and there isn't any time to go to the shops!" Iris panicked. "Maybe we can match something together before the triple date?" Katsuna thought logically, but still freaked out about not getting to impress her boyfriend on their date with Sioni and Nateris. Crimson was sewing in her little corner of the room, Not really paying attention to them, and just generally staying out of the way. "Will you stop that!" Iris snapped at Crimson, apparently her sewing machine was too loud. "O-oh! Okay! I'll sew by hand!!" Crimson said, refusing to let her happy mood die. "Hey, Crimson?" Katsuna asked. "Hmm?" Crimson turned in her direction. "Why aren't you and Akito going on the date too?" "Because he doesn't want too, and I really don't mind." Katsuna gave her a suspicious look but went back to looking for something to wear.

~le hour later or some shit like that

"Soooo, Dudetts and Oni, i'm out for a walk. Have a good date night." Crimson said, leaving. "Yeah. what....ever?" Iris said abut as she turned around and there was a beautiful pail blue dress on her bed. On Katsuna's there was an orange one with grey highlights, surprisingly magnificent. The two girls looked to each other and then too the door.

~At the guys dorm

"Okay, i'm here, no need to panic." Crimson said as she barged through the door holding a blue and orange rose. Trojan, Nate and Simon turned too her, already in their suits, Simon's being pink. "What the fu-" Nate was about to say but Crimson cut him off. "Hmmm, not bad, not bad. But those ties are gonna have to go, change them with these." Crimson gave them matching ties to the dresses she made. "Now, take these roses, give them to the girls, they will love them." Crimson said, handing them a rose each. "Now Trojan, lots of physical attention. Hugs, kisses, things like that. Katsuna craves that type of stuff. Don't ignore her and don't let her read, AT ALL." She said, giving him tips. "Nate, don't be too flirtatious. Iris doesn't like that. Sweep her of her feet, slowly warm up to her. She is very non trusting, so you'll have to take things slow. Pull little jokes, open the door for her, things like that usually make her happy, but don't treat her like a damsel in distress." She said to Nate, who in return gave her a confused nod. "And Simon, well actually. Just keep being you. Oni will do all this, and you're the girl in this relationship." She gave him a lopsided smile, and he gave her one in return. "Uh, Crimson? Since when did you become a romance expert?" Trojan asked. "Since 'Kito and a Rom-com marathon." Crimson said. "Speaking of Akito, why are you not taking Crimson on a date with us." Nate asked Akito, who has been on his bed, reading the whole time. "Because you guys are assholes, and because I don't do the whole 'social get together' shit." He replied, not even looking up from his book. "What book are you reading 'Kito?" Crimson asked while walking over to him.

~Yeah, I'm a lazy ass motherfucker. Time for date

"Good luck boys!" Crimson shouted as they left their dorm to go pick up the girls.

Trojan knock's on their door and Oni answers, stepping aside for them to go in. Once they do this, he hands Simon a light pink rose, and a peck to the cheek, earning a giddy smile from Simon. Trojan walked over to Katsuna and gave her the rose. "You look uh.. stunning." He said and hugged her, trying to do what Crimson had told him. Katsunna blushed at this display, but was very happy he finally done something without having to be asked. "thank you." She said a little shyly.

Nate walked over to Iris, got on one knee and handed her the rose. After that he kissed her hand. "You look amazing Iris." Iris looked at him. "Thanks..." She said a little taken back. "Shall we be off?" Nate said offering her an elbow, as did the other males to their partners. "Yes, that sounds nice." Then they were off.

~At Le restaurant 

"So, what do we want to eat? And who's paying?" Trojan asked and Oni raised his hand. "Eat however expensive and in whatever quantity you want to, my family is loaded." He said in an annoyed voice, almost like he really didn't care if his family went bankrupt. They began to order. "Um... I'll have the  Caesar salad." Katsuna said and Iris ordered the garden salad. "Nope, they'll have the Seafood soup and-" Nate said but Trojan cut in. "And this lovely lady will have the lasagna." Gesturing towards Kat. "Of coarse." the waiter said and was off to fix their meals. " What the hell-" Iris started but Trojan cut in. "We are not letting you starve yourselves. You are humans, not rabbits." He said while readjusting his glasses. "And you love seafood, Iris." Nate said backing him up. The girls looked at their dates, a little thankful, a little annoyed. 

The food came and they started eating. Striking little conversations here and there. After they finished eating and Oni payed, they decided to go for a walk in the park. " So, how did you enjoy yourselves today." Nate asked no one in particular. "Surprisingly goo-" Iris was cut off. "Hehehehehehe, you are such a dweeb." "Um what?" Trojan said "Wow, coming from you, Shit for brains." "Was that Akito?' Katsuna asked "Hehehehehe, you're so slowwww! seriously! Oh! Is that a snail that just passed you?" They then heard the sound of running and ducked behind some bushes. They seen Crimson run pass were they were hiding with a huge smile on her face. "Wow, Crim, seriously. You wanna play that game. Fine." A moment later they seen Akito running after her with a smirk on his face. he hen slows down and creeps up behind her and hugs her lifting her up while shes laughing. "Who's the dweeb now, Crim?" "You still! Hehehe."  She squirmed out of his grip and licked his face. "Wow, Crimson. Seriously? Why would you do that? Oh fuck it's in my eye." Akito asked wiping the spit from his face. "I don't know, cause i could?" She said standing in front of him. He looked at her and grinned. He moved forward, grabed her waist and her back lent forward as she was forced back, and everyone thought he was going to kiss her but to everyone's disappointment, he just dropped her. "That for licking me." He said simply, trying to hide his laughter. Crimson still on  the ground grinning said. "Well, that was rude." And tackled him suddenly. She straddled his hips. "Now you're being rude, ya shitbagel." Crimson just rolled her eyes and rolled off of him and lied next to him. Just staring at the stars. "Hey! LOOk. Isn'y that the constellation for Cancer? Isn't that your star sign 'Kito?" Crimson asked. "Yeah and its right next to Gemini, yours, as it should be." Akito said. "And What if it wasn't?" "Then magic." "But-" "Magic." "BUT-" "Magic." "Wow-" "Magic." Akito kept cutting her of.

"Lets leave them alone shall we?" Simon suggested. "Yea, sound like a plan."

~Le next Day

"So, Have fun last night!" Crimson shouted, waking up everyone in team CIKOs dorm, which consisted of the girls and Oni. Katsuna rolled over to look at her alarm clock and bellowed in rage at the early time. "IT'S ONLY 6 AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING." To which Crimson only replied with. " Hush Kitty you'll wake the boys, or well, Trojan, Nate and Simon. And lets face it, we don't want to wake Simon, hes too cute to miss out on sleep." She said with a smirk towards Oni.

Iris was pissed, and so she could maybe go to back to sleep, answered Crimson initial question. "It went fucking swell. Now shut up and go to sleep cause you probably haven't already." Crimson was not satisfied with the answer, but didn't peruse for more, but she did say something that made Iris's and Katsunas head turn to her as she jumped out the window. "I bet you had fun stalking me and 'Kito." 

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Well, it finally finished! Sorry its so horrible. Ill Make it up somehow. Probably with writing a sappy sioni or natris story? Meh, i'll think of something and it will have a song in it because i can and i will.

Bye Fother Muckers! ;B

Thanks for reading!!