Team SANT and CIKO one shots

Panty Raid

Trojan, Akito and Simon were all chilling in their dorm. Akito getting smashed at Mario cart by Trojan and Simon reading one of his weird manga's. All in all, it was relatively peaceful, well as peaceful as it can be with Akito swearing his head off every time he loses. 

The door suddenly slams open and Nate came in with a bag hung over his shoulder. 

"Hey losers, guess who just went on a-" He stopped and looked around then whispered. "Panty raid." 

"No you didn't.' "BULLSHIT!" "Like hell you did." The three boys that were originally in the room said at the same time. "Oh yeah? I dare you to say that too CRIMSONS INTIMATES!" Nate said and held up some red and black silken underwear. Akito got up and snatched them out of Nates hands. "THEY Don't belong to you!" He cried. "They don't Belong to you either!" Nate exclaimed and went to grab them back to put in the bag but Akito shoved them into his mouth. "What the fuck dude?" 

Simon went over to the bag that was disregarded on the floor. "Ohhhh!! I found Oni's Boxers, he even wrote his name in them... how cute! They even smell nice...." He said as he inspected the boxers.

"Oh cool! Kats panties! I'm totally putting these on." Trojan said as he unzipped his trousers. "why?" Simon asked. "I don't know, there panties." 

"Why the fuck are you guys so creepy?! The whole reason of a panty raid is to revel in your glorious loot not to-" He said but stopped when he realized the three he was talking to were already in the underwear.  Trojan came up to him holding another pair of panties. "Here, I think that these are Iris's." "She named It Treble clef." "I know." 

Some time later~

Trojan and Nate were playing call of duty, while Simon was still reading his manga and Akito was passed out on the floor with head phones on. All of them still in the underwear.

Crimson walks into the door. "Hello people!" "Ahh!" The three boys that were conscious screamed a little. "its okay guys, its only crimson." Nate said in a hushed voice. your panties look really good." She said a little dazed. She walked over to Akito's body. She pounces him, waking him up and he starts to scream. " AKITO! Your panties look amazing! Let me feel them." She said While Akito kept screaming his head off.  "OH MY GOD!" "Wait." She said then continued in a disappointment voice. "these are my panties. Aren't they?" "AAHHHH FUCK!" Akito still screaming, the other guy just watching as this played out.  "We can share panties!" Crimson exclaimed. 

"Whoa." Trojan said. "Lucky dude." Nate said an awe.

Katsuna poked her head in the door, while Iris and Oni were right behind her. "Why is there so much screaming in here- TROJAN! IS THAT MY UNDERWEAR?!" Katsuna screamed. "Oh shit." Trojan said as he backed away slightly. Katsuna's eyes turned light brown. "Holy FUCKING- I"M GONNA KILL YOU!" "No don't kill me." He shouted as Katsuna went for the kill.

"Simon, gross. What?" Oni Said, giving Simon a quizzical look. "Ahh, Whea. I can explain!" SImon screeched.

Crimson was still harassing Akito, and Akito was obviously still screaming. "Let me touch the butt! I Want to touch the butt~" Crimson said. "AHH FUCKBAGELS, ASSHATS! NO AHHH!" Akito screamed.

"Simon if you wanted to wear my boxers then all you had to do was ask."

"These were my harry potter panties!" "SORRY! GOD FUCK!"

"I'm going to touch the butt~"

"Trojan i'm going to rip you dick off!" " AAAHH NOOO I NEED THAT!"

"I'm touching the butt!" "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH NOOO STOP! DON"T TOUCH ME."

"Seriously simon, i thought you were more mature than this." 

"Your Butt is so delicious feeling~" "AHHHH NOOOO."

"Trojan! OH FUCKING GOD. THEY WERE ONE OF A KIND!" "I DIDN'T KNOW! I'M SORRY!"

"I'm taking these back now~" 

Through all of this Iris just stood their glaring at Nate with a furious smile on her face. Nate kept trying to back further into the corner, feeling caught under Iris's stare.

"Hehehehehe... I see you have taken a liking to Treble clef..."  Her smile turning into a smirk of death.

Nate was scared shitless. he tried to make his punishment less severe. "I. Am. So. Fuckin. Sorry." 

And that's how team SAINT got duct taped to the roof of the school in nothing but pink tutus and a shit ton of bruises, except for Simon and Akito. Simon was wearing a black tutu and ha\d no bruises and Akito had a hand print in his ass  from when crimson thought it would be more funny to punish him by, quoting her, slapping that ass. 

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Hello, hope ya'll liked this one. It is based off a YouTube video Called Dave's Panty Raid. As you all probably guessed it, it's to do with homestuck.

Sorry its a bit short, but hopefully it gave you a laugh. 

Don't forget to vote and comment if you liked it!! Hopefully this made up for the crappy oneshot before this.

Bonjour Adios mis amigos, espero que hayan disfrutado!! 

(Goodbye my friends, hope you enjoyed!!)